The day the 1994 strike killed baseball in the city of Montreal.

The entire non-nerd population answered yes to the title of this post

@KaMai: uhhh, pretty sure the psp is selling a lot of software and hardware, at least in Japan.

I've wished death on this guy since 2002. If he suffers for a while beforehand, better still....

@Steve U: this guy was just standing tall on the wings of his dreams

whoever wins the auction better treat it as a "donation" and let him keep the medal

@Demon Deacon Blues: the lives of the people in the costumes are metaphorical nut shots.

@Mr. Met's Morphine: Fuck that shit, there should be more soccer coverage on deadspin. And more hockey coverage. And more MMA coverage

It's a publicity stunt for little people big world. This is their dirty uncle, who is known in certain parts of the world as Max Mini

"I'm inside me"

I always wondered how tall I was compared to Richard Hammond, and if anyone ever called him Hammond Cheese

It's funny, a college girl's photograph lead me to a modelling career

So another team is stupid enough to call themselves the Raptors?

Oh man, the first time I went to Taco Bell in Canada (I've had it when I had a house in the States, but never since), I had a normal combo, nothing crazy. Unfortunately, that stuff is like a nuclear explosion in your intestines, and it took the drive home for me to go from "satisfied with my meal" to "shit is about to…

It would be better if the ref sounded like Coolio: "what's going on in the kitchen? But I dunno what's cookin'"

I've had that combination look/hand gesture before. It happens every time I make an order at a restaurant and instantly regret what I took

I hope he goes to the Mets

hahaha, the new metal playing in the background just makes this 10 times better.

It sucks to be relatively young, a millionaire, and able to do anything you please with the rest of your life. I know I wouldn't be able to cope with that.

The old adage "Italians do it better" comes to mind