I think what really happened is that the ball itself avoided his manly grip by steering towards his dainty girlfriend. It couldn't handle his power

what kind of a pussy kid cries about being stuck in the car anyway? Donny thought he raised a man, not a wimp

That's a pretty solid roster, if I do say so myself

@MeanMF: I guess it's not a big issue for me since I seldom play online, and even if I did, I'm never in a rush and just surf the net or listen to music if absolutely have to play the game within the hour. Maybe I'm lucky, but I download stuff pretty fast on the psn. The only real gripe I have is not being able to…

It's funny how this has never been a problem for me, and I'm as casual a gamer as you can get. In fact, I hadn't touched my ps3 in nearly 6 months, but I wanted to play some gt5 prologue the other day.....guess what, I was able to play without having to re-install the firmware right away, and did so once I was done…

@dmbfan33: are you kidding me? First of all, constant firmware updates have fixed any bugs, it now runs like a dream. And Sony Ericsson phones have always had some of the best UI's ever, especially on non-smartphones. Anyone that talks shit about Sony Ericsson phones is either clueless or just another Sony basher....

My God do I want this car

@kainzero: you should spend more time with the girls that comment on my looks then

yeah right "no blowjobs"....pffft I'm applying for a conjugal visit right now

man, he should have pounced on that ball, carrying it in the net with his entire body and then celebrated by rolling around on the floor like a pig in shit, completely oblivious of the world around him

Save us, BING!

Integrity of blogging? INTEGRITY OF BLOGGING? Is that guy cooky or what?

@cromartie: AH HA!, you fell into my trap. I said Toronto AND/OR Montreal, and Toronto FC has existed in the MLS way before the Whitecaps.

I agree with you that they are absurd, stupid, retarded and anything else along those lines. But they are not "offensive".....oh wait, this is Jezebel....

I saw a guy in a Vancouver Grizzlies jersey, then thanked the Lord that Vancouver can't have nice things, or only gets them after Toronto and/or Montreal

Am I wrong to think that this guy should be able to ask for whatever he wants from a woman that got close enough to him to get his "private" number? And I'm not even a big NFL fan.....

I'm happy to see you were your boss' #2 guy

I've said it before, I'll say it again: Mike Tyson is the man, and will always be "the champ".

@Sheed's Bald Spot: If you care about soccer in the US, support your nearest MLS team. Only that way will the league grow and not be a joke. When Montreal gets a team in a few years, I'll definitely support them even if they suck or their name is silly.

How about Macheda's goals, eh? eh? Good kid from Rome to boot