The fetus was taken into account. She was convicted of unlawful termination of pregnancy. She will spend the rest of her life in jail as a resulting this crime. Seems like all the laws brought against her worked just fine to reflect the horror of her crime without needing to make up a new one.

I really hope Anomalisa doesn’t win that award, I was pretty disappointed in that one. Im also bummed that The Good Dinosaur wasn’t in the runnings. I was quite surprised by it, even if parts of the story felt very familiar.

This is how you do a medley and at least one of them was completely coked out.

This is all way too much cheese, all in one sitting. Grandpa is right. Pop culture sucks shit.

The Gaga tribute was everything I feared: Messy, off-key, all image and no music, all about her. MEH at best, insulting at worst. Sorry, Bowie. You were a legend and you got an extended Gaga For Intel commercial. You deserved a hell of a lot better.

So the whole show is just CBS cross-promotion? I hope we get a golfer in a Masters green jacket co-presenting with Charlie Rose.

I’m getting the Campbell Soup kid.

SAME! Ever since the bullet necklace I guess her face haunts me...

I feel like there needs to be at least a suggested element of scruff to a beard, especially one as short-cropped as the beard in this photo.

Real skin. These actors are dedicated.

I’ve seen some truly hideous Bowie portrait tattoos, and this one is pretty bad. Especially compared to work like this:

If you go to the comments on Instagram or any article that’s not on Jezebel, there are people making extremely disparaging comments about her and her body and the fact that she’d dare to be on an SI cover when she obviously hasn’t worked as hard as the other girls to be there (seriously), so yeah, I would call her a…

It’s not my cup of tea, but Portrait tattoos can be really good. This is just a quick google image search, but there are some really talented artists out there.

Yeah I don’t get that either. To me, Beyonce as a Black Panther is as credible as Rage Against the Machine as Cuban revolutionaries - i.e. not at all.

The amazing work of Nikko Hurtado disagrees ...

She does. And even us plebes can find an excellent tattoo artist, but it requires research and maybe not choosing a tattoo studio just because it’s on a trendy block.

Bowie’s reaction to the tattoo:

I feel like this would be his reaction upon seeing this tattoo.

Eh, that’s a matter of personal opinion. ScarJo’s pretty, but she’s a bland actress who’s lucky enough to be put in good movies. She’s also known for not being a very nice person in real life, so I’m sure they had their own dichotomy going on.

No matter how old he got, the moment he smiled, it’s like all the years melted away. Like this photo was taken a few days before his death. (By Iman, no less.) What a fantastic smile.