I’m not even going to tell you to put the bong down.

The worse reading is when they are in the catapult and Morgan Freeman asks “Is she worth it?” and Kevin says, “Worth dying for?” as a question instead of as the declarative statement that Morgan had given earlier. It left poor Morgan Freeman with nothing to do but stare at him.

Not single-handedly, Freeman was also awesome, as was Michael McShane, and I daresay Christian Slater was good.

Let’s face it, Alan Rickman single-handedly saved that movie.

I really hate that he’s so cute. As you suggest, his whole existence is deeply cruel, but people generally don’t care, because OMG FLUFFY TEACUP DOG.

My eyes look barely open in pictures. Makeup experts are constantly telling us how to make our eyes larger, which seems to be the default desired look. And they also tend to advise against lining the lower lid because it makes our eyes appear even smaller. Whatever. I half-heartedly rebel against this.

PAY ATTENTION TO ME!! I’M BORED AND LONELY AND I’M GOING TO SHOUT INFLAMMATORY THINGS ON GOSSIP WEBSITES IN THE HOPE THAT SOMEONE WILL DISAGREE WITH ME AND FILL THE ACHING VOID WITHIN. ALSO CAN SOMEONE BRING ME CHIPS? CHIPS WILL HELP FILL THE VOID. CHIPS AND RAGE. GUYS, I’M REALLY HUNGRY AND IT’S PAST MY BEDTIME.

This is a national tragedy. The actual killer received a life sentence. Kelly has made a tremendous difference in the lives of many others during her time in prison. No one wins here.

It actually doesn’t have to do with China. Supposedly it comes from a word in quechua (čína) that meant “servant”. Somehow it got from South America to Mexico through the Spaniards, and because the African servants in Mexico tended to have curly hair, they were called “chinos”. Until finally...

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Sometimes I fantasize about having an extra room all to myself and how I would decorate my “lady cave.” It would have a velvet couch, lacquered walls, sparkly textiles, a chandelier hanging from the ceiling, and a Champagne fridge.

Jean Girard is actually just my FB pseudonym (don’t tell Zuckerberg...) and the video was shot and uploaded Wednesday night *this* week. Glad everyone’s enjoying it! Also I should maybe point out before any more debates break out, she’s on a half-bike (WeeRide Co-Pilot) behind my bike.

When you come from a position of privilege, being treated like everyone else seems like persecution.