Why is this even a thing? You throw your Halloween parties on the Saturday before or after Halloween (whichever is closest to the actual holiday) and you do trick or treating on October 31 because we aren’t goddamn savages.

Being it’s in Mississippi, this will become a Darwin Award/hold my beer entry when some fools shoot at the new sign and the bullets ricochet off and hit them, sending them to the hospital and resulting in a law suit suing the sign and its makers for being “too dangerous.” I give it a year, tops, before the above…

Yep, just like when “someone” wrecked a cake purchased for a neighbor’s birthday (it was mysteriously all smushed overnight but not actually eaten) and my brother and I were tried, convicted, and punished despite the fact that halfway through the interrogation, I tearfully scooped up our family cat for comfort, hid…

My only thought was hey, 1,400 teens from around the country is actually a very promising statistic, pretty low percentage of teens total. Now, 140,000 teens from around the country, that would be a more disheartening number.

My vote is for Nacho Cheese for two reasons, one personal and one practical. One, I’m not a huge fan of ranch dressing unless it is made strictly from scratch so the powder flavoring for CR is kinda ugh to me and two, of the two flavors, Cool Ranch by far produces the nastier after-breath in people.

Take your star for making my Friday bologna-awesome.

What the fuck is wrong with Idaho? 

He’s a narcissist, they *never* see themselves or their actions for what they are; it’s not gonna happen. Everything is about them. Everything.

This is awesome! I had no idea what to make for dinner, it is too hot to cook much, and I literally have every single ingredient (except the ham, I think, and maybe even that) already in the fridge at home. Thanks!

Ben Shapiro is the Lore to Alvin the Chipmunk’s Data. 

Hi, from Georgia. She doesn’t associate using the n-word with being a racial slur. She answered the question honestly because to her, that is just a normal word. 

LOLOLOLOL no kidding. I dip into Nextdoor to keep up with local dos, and there are some, very few, deals or good posts or whatever. But holy shit, people will just go to the lowest levels of verbal exchange over literally nothing, including some hella toxic insults while apparently oblivious that the person they just…

And then there is something called “enabling,” which way too many parents do far past the point of reason. They do it through guilt, or denial, or whatever it is that makes them unable to face or admit that a kid of theirs has serious problems that they cannot solve in-house. My mom did it for my brother his whole…

Dunno why the reviewer didn’t get into what the funny moments were but it *is* weirdly hilarious at times, mostly due to the tourist’s reactions to the gradually increasing oddness of the practices and beliefs of the Hårga. We went to see it yesterday, and the whole theater was cracking up at certain points in the…

It isn’t denial, it is something much more...odd, and I have no idea what to call it. Some people react in a very weird way when they feel that their, dunno, tragedy or illness or abuse is being upstaged by someone else’s comparably horrible experience. Like something is being taken away from them, or that their…

Some random thoughts, in no particular order:

I’m so happy that Bolton will *hopefully* rage-stroke out over this and we’ll be rid of him for good. I know he’s gonna start publicly bitching and criticizing the decision, which again will *hopefully* lead to Trump getting rid of him as he is wont to do.

I wish I’d known this at the time, truly. 

Toward the end of her life, my mom got....odd about food. As in, a hoarder. She wouldn’t throw things out, but would buy them again on the next trip to the store. So her fridge was packed from top to bottom with food items of varying expiration dates, most of them long past date. She also had a shit ton of those…

I don’t have a snarky or humorous response. I’ve been following the Dominican Republic illness/death stories and I have one question: Why aren’t any kids getting sick? If it was pesticides or something in pool water or whatever, kids should be getting sick as well. Even if it were food, kids would be getting sick.