A Salon critic recently compared The Revenant to “a prestige episode of ‘Jackass.’”

I’m so tired.

God, it’s like you’re in my head. Are you me? Because I couldn’t have said this any better. Bbbbb....but he cut his hand on real glass in Django Unchained. I wanted him to stab himself with it, then I’d consider a Cable Ace nomination.

No. Literally no one is suggesting that. No one has suggested anything of the sort. Like with Hillary Clinton, no one is blaming her for what Bill Clinton may have done. Literally no one. The issue is when certain people stay with and support abusers, racists, etc.

Idk this seems like exactly the kind of boyfriend Amy would have so.....

I mean, there’s literally no situation where a non racist person could do something like this. This is some next level shit.

I don’t even understand why everybody’s crying about Leo not winning an Oscar. John Hurt has never won an Oscar. Gary Oldman has only been nominated ONCE. Johnny Depp didn’t get nominated at all until Pirates. Peter O’Toole got nominated a bunch of times, but only got the Honorary Award. Leo is a comparatively young…

Oh, I think Denzel was great in Training Day, so I’m not mad about this.

No, he deserved an Oscar for both “What’s Eating Gilbert Grape?” and “The Aviator”. If (*coughs*when*coughs*) he wins for the Revenant, I’ll treat this like I treated Denzel Washington’s win for “Training Day”... I’ll pretend he won for one of his better performances (in Denzel’s case, “Malcolm X”).

Saw Creed last week. SO GOOD, right? Michael B. Jordan is amazing, Tessa Thompson is amazing (she was so good in Dear White People too), and even Stallone was acting better than he has been in years.

Eh I’m kind of over American actresses in general. Give me French actresses who all seem wonderfully burdened by generations of ennui and existential dread that permeates every moment of waking life.

I mean...I don’t think candidates’ and candidates’ spouses’ CONSENSUAL sex lives should play a part in an election, but like...Bill Clinton straight-up sexually assaulted some women back in his Arkansas days. I can’t just let that lie as part of his “sex life.”

CORRECTION: This is from MARCH 2015.

Neither of them are teenagers. Try for some accuracy.

This is my high school. Randy Asher became the principal during my senior year, so I wasn’t there for long while he was in charge, but everyone hated him right off the bat and he gave off such a creepy vibe. Sadly, this really doesn’t surprise me.

From one of the linked articles

Most of the celeb tabloid stuff is crap anyhow. Wow, JLAW is awkward and goofy and JUST LIKE US!

Jezebel is half white women feminism, a quarter snarky shade and rest is some sort of chimera-mess about celebs and fashion.

Did we 100% rule out this being an elaborate performance art piece by Kenan Thompson

I think he can give up the Amish wardrobe now, too.

Janice Dickinson made her accusation a long time YEARS before the current accusers came forward. She has been consistent in her story from day 1.