I believe so much in “America” that I cry foul when you don’t stand for our national anthem, yet I will threaten to overthrow the government if the election doesn’t go my way.

Trump can’t grow a beard

I’m not anti-Semitic either, but I’m starting to get pretty pissed that my wife won’t tell me where she’s hiding her gold.

guys just like

some people here like amy schumer. some do not. sometimes we have nice posts about her because the ppl who like her are writing those posts. sometimes we critique her because a lot of what she does sucks. it’s not fucking “bff to hatersville” but thanks for reducing a group of various and individual adult professional…

Did you just all lives matter me

He’s a good teen

Vigilante teen is a strong black principled teen, and we’ve all seen this movie before.

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I’d like to punch their skulls and evacuate their brains into the nearest toxic waste container, seal it shut and send it into space.

I read that as restrained rage at having to treat Trump as a legitimate, viable candidate. Anger, not fear. Disgust and contempt, not hesitation.

She fucking killed that debate and I am drunk and a nasty woman and also i love bad hombres and fuck him and i ate a burrito and several cookies and maybe like a whole bottle of whine or wine or shit or omg i need to go to bed even on the west coast i am a mess omg i hate trump o hope he dies ifn a fire

Guys, my (Latino) husband doesn’t know it yet because he’s not home, but our couples Halloween costume is now Nasty Woman and Bad Hombre, this nightmare election is finally giving me something useful.

“America: Singlehandedly Making Brexit Look Not So Bad On The ‘Fucking Disaster’ Scale”

It is a publicly traded company.

Sounds like someone is in the pocket of Big Endowment.

Come on! You’re really gonna pull that shit here???

Not that it matters, but off the top of my head if she’s a track runner, she may have gotten up early to get breakfast and then run before school, or vice versa. Or if this happened on the weekend she could be an early runner, or out with friends.

Right, that is the main concern. Not the assholes shooting up the joint.

Isn’t he a parent or grandparent? Has he ever met a kid before?