“Exciting news, gamers! We found a way to make Mario Kart into a job! Fun is for losers!”

Play with motion controls the way God intended!

Yes. Tencent is a very bad company that does very bad things, even when compared to other companies. Also they’ll be totally tracking literally everything you do when playing (and probably even when you’re not.) because they tend to do that.

If you’re going to do this based on moral principle, then I have some bad news for you regarding every single thing you’re using and consuming right now. Not saying you shouldn’t try, but I’m also saying you should probably take into account how effective your refrain based on moral principle is going to be.

I dunno. He kinda looks like a Streets of Rage extra to me in that getup, and he’s not at cool as 2015's more rugged and unapologetically manly Ryu:

Isn’t this like beat for beat the idea behind Real Steel or one of those movies they did a while back?

So the thing most people fail to realize is that a lot of aquatic creatures do, in fact, suck at swimming.

“Not that they endorse anything that I’ve said, of course, but at least they seem more concerned with making good games than with pushing some kind of a social justice agenda, so there is hope.”

I’m surprised you got that far, passing by “Our DVD’s contains ‘all’ of part 2”. Regardless, that’s not Luke’s typo, that’s a direct statement from Aerosoft.

May the results remain the same, mayo is far more versatile than tangy sugar sauce.

That’s super dope, but...and hear me out on this, how about instead of putting Link as a playable character in the Switch version of Overwatch and opening up that Pandora’s box of platform exclusive characters that EVERYONE would bitch about (rightfully so), how about they make some platform exclusive skins instead?

Pha…

And this is the inherent problem with China. They have zero innovation in pretty much any industry, especially tech. Part of this comes from communism stifling free thought and individual creativity, but really, as a country they pegged themselves to be the cheap labor force and manufacturers for the world’s biggest…

Honestly at this point would be more surprising (and welcome) to see new, unique, innovative franchises from Chinese developers.

Because men are trash.

Now that Wario has been linked to drug crime, is Nintendo going to rush to replace him in every game he’s been in? Isn’t that how it works in Japan? 😏

Assuming you’ve already included George Martin, you got three choices, really.

I love Sonic speedruns because they really exemplify what is special and unique about Sonic the Hedgehog, which I don’t think even Sega really understands at this point. Sonic is not a jumping/combat/exploration platformer like Mario. Sonic is about rhythm and motion. It’s about finding the most efficient routes…

Honey, I Shrunk the Kids: The Game

Wll, taking in account the Spiderman Far From Home trailer drops this weekend? Yeah, sure, NOBODY is coming back

Pikachus have brown stripes on their back and a brown gradient at the base of their tail.