I think the first one is also a reference to the fact that she might have more luck in love if she dates an actual fish instead of a man who just drinks like one. BOOM.

Jennifer Garner doesn’t get enough credit for playing the game. In one post she reminded people she’s single (on a night where she looked spectacular), promoted two of her projects, and showed that she can laugh at herself, making her super relatable. Ben Affleck never deserved her.

I worked briefly as a bank teller when I was in high school so I could afford college tuition, and some of the clientele treated me like absolute garbage, and it’s clear they often took out their personal frustrations on the staff of the bank.

It is an injustice to paint these parents in any other light than grieving fucking parents.

I’m SO GLAD that Get Out won best original screenplay, because that script was one of the tightest, best, most layered ones I’ve come across ever.

“Oh, hello, we just went on a bit of a holiday. Were you looking for us?”

There ought to be clones…

Came here for “Airplane!” reference, left satisfied.

I love vague qualifiers like “pretty much everybody” in a technical report. It’s like getting a status report from the young field engineer on problems. Office, “how did it go today?” Field, “it’s all fucked up.” Office, “could you be more specific.”

Welp - Went into the greys to look at responses. I don’t know why I did that.

Why do you say he is not on the same level as Trump? He has been accused of rape steadfastly by numerous women for years.

Bill is that u

I was 16 when this happened, and Lewinsky is only five years older than me. It’s absurd that everything she’s done for the last twenty years—half her life— has been marked because she was coerced into a sexual relationship with someone. She’s my generation’s Hester Prynne in a world that should have long moved past…

I swear to god. Employee👏 Employer👏 Relationships👏Are👏 Presumptively 👏coercive👏

Jersey Shore was great TV and I’m not here for anyone who tries to pretend it was the downfall of society or whatever. It was generally positive (minus Sam and Ron’s awful relationship), they were a family, and they were fucking hilarious.

I am a bit embarrassed at how much I loved the first 2 seasons of Jersey Shore. They became so self aware though that it lost all its allure. I’m not interested in the reunion at all.

Best reality TV in the biz = best dog turd in the yard.

I know I’ve never understood this. I don’t watch any of these shows as documentaries. I can separate fact from fiction. I have a best friend who is a doctor. She succeeded at this by studying with pizza with greys on in the background. She obviously was able to separate her school/job from entertainment. It seems to…