This is when I miss having social media because I only heard about this from the comment section here this morning and am shaking. Absolutely sickening.

I guess this is out of style now that cosleeping is in style, but my parents just told us that bedrooms are private places, that you shouldn’t go in someone else’s without permission, and that if someone leaves the living room or the kitchen to go to theirs they probably want to be left alone. They were pretty good…

I don’t think the study really proves sexism has nothing to do with it.

Typical youngsters complaining about not getting paid back in my day you got paid less and you liked it! Then you took your nickel home uphill in the snow and then once you had five nickels you bought your gruel these kids today don’t know the meaning of hard work! And don’t even get me started on the gruel shortage…

Then be prepared to explode.

Certainly not cosmetic surgeon advice.

Allow me to be shallow (or don’t, you do you), but that picture up top makes them easily one of the ugliest goddamned celebrity couples to over float below a Jezebel headline.

Did you notice the ‘Eat Whoever You Want’ part of the cover?

I am the fit boy doing a few air squats in the mirror and then casually stretching my quads one leg at a time and grimacing for 30 minutes. I have programmed the bike and I am pedaling. There is a bank of televisions. On a cosmic timescale, I am already dead. When I have consumed my recovery shake, you will know that…

And if grandma had balls she’d be grandpa.

Hate to tell you this Hamilton but, once the Scalia vacany is filled, the Friedrichs case is going to be reheard in the Supreme Court and is going to win, which will basically turn the whole country into WTR.

So, out of curiosity, I did a little research. According to FBI UCR, there are between 14-16000 murders per year (recently anyway).

Can we please just stop acting surprised that the DNC supported the candidate who had been a Democrat for decades over the one who had joined the party just for that election? No fucking shit they did.

Clinton 65,844,954

I am against book banning, except for the books that I would like to see banned.

That’s like saying “I’m generally pro-free speech, but I am okay with banning this really offensive speech.” Free speech is to protect the speech you hate just as much as the speech you love. If we find reasons to ban one book, we’ll find them to ban all the others. (However, I would be okay selling books with…

Mein Kampf had not been available in Germany since 1945. This edition is 2000 pages because it could only be sold fully annotated. But it’s been in the US for 90 years in its original, unexplained form - which is still illegal in Germany.

Economic boycotts are great, but let’s not lose focus on these moral and legal arguments against these laws.

Couldn’t she just be referring to traditional soul food, and just be a crass ignorant asshat rather than a racist asshat?

You would not be a good advice columnist.