You don’t kick babies off flights because they can’t help it. They are absolutely right to kick belligerent and obnoxious passengers off a flight.

Asshole’s gonna asshole. Of course people doubt you, you asshole. 1, you’re a Youtube star. 2, you play lame pranks because....you’re an asshole Youtube star. And when you’re an asshole, you fuck it up for people who actually get harrassed. Get fucking bent.

Yes. Prison conditions are uniformly fucking terrible. They are often worse for black inmates, but prison reform should be a universal cause.

This is a serious story, no unibrow jokes.

You know what lasts a lot longer than 30 years (unless it kills you first)?

Did you even read that article? Most of the pets had pre existing conditions and the stress of traveling triggered their deaths. It’s very sad, but I hardly think Delta is to blame for the majority of the incidents.

“A Delta representative pointed out to the Atlanta Journal-Constitution that the huge proportion of pet deaths that occurs on its flights isn’t because of carelessness or incompetence; it’s because a large portion of the half-million pets that fly every year do so on Delta.”

I agree, they are embarrassed for the guy because hes a fucking idiot.

The looks on their faces were the looks of people who were watching somebody make an ass of themselves loudly in public.

... I mean, The Boy Who Cried Wolf is still a well-known fable because it’s still remarkably relevant to modern society. When someone has done tons of “pranks” in the past that involve lying about something happening to him (including one specifically about being racially profiled for being Muslim), I think it’s…

wow this gritty millennial-friendly reboot of the boy who cried wolf is a must-see

Only 80's has-beens have been confirmed.

When I was in music school, one of the opera professors had an article on his door about Bocelli and how when he debuted at the Met, people couldn’t hear him beyond the second row. BECAUSE HE IS NOT AN OPERA SINGER.

It is he, Guy Incognito!

Nuh unh. Don’t you dare. She’s a cool chick. Not like those other whiny chicks who complain about pussy grabbing and sexism.

The DNC doesn’t have a duty to be impartial and they certainly don’t have a duty to prioritize a candidate who joined the party about 5 minutes before announcing his bid for the white house over a candidate who has worked to build the party for the last 30 years.

You said exactly what’s been burning like acid inside me since November. Germaine Greer once said, Most women have no idea how much men hate them. I used to think that was extreme but now now. I feel like I’ve woken up from a daydream to reality.

Like I’ve said numerous times...this election wasn’t about who was the most qualified...it wasn’t even about who has the best policies...it was about feels vs reals. And reals lost hard, so hard.

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I honestly think I will never forgive America for not electing our first and long overdue female president over a fucking liar & cheat. The misogyny this election brought out from the progressive side was truly depressing as fuck. It’s like we know conservatives hate us but it kind of blindsided me from our side. And…