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Lawd have mercy. The devil is a lie and so are your words.

It’s amazing that you could watch her concession speech or a dozen other examples and still declare such a thing. You do not speak the truth.

Prepare for someone to earnestly explain how this is all her fault with bonus Bernie would have won guarantees.

Joining the Hitler Youth was compulsory. It’s not like you could say “well, I don’t want to join”, I don’t want to defend the pope but seriously accuse him of stuff he’s actually guilty of, not something he couldn’t do anything about.

Conversely, having spent a lot of time in the greys myself a couple of years ago and knowing how frustrating it can be, I try to ungrey every non-troll reply when in a position to do so, even if I don’t necessarily agree with their point.

wait wut? EWWWWWW............... As a woman currently carrying a fetus.... ewwwwww....

HORK

Seriously?

He’s not been named “Best Person We Love The Most of Everyone Of The Year” - he only got the cover because he’s a black hole of need and the chaos he causes means we all can’t stop talking about him. Everyone needs to check their outrage. Frankly, he should be embarrassed to be singled out

And if anyone is unclear to what that means, it means they doing have to do formal disciplinary action and exhaust every avenue to find a way to keep your child in school. If you violate the code of conduct, you can be expelled.

AGREED. Yeah...why is this a bad thing? Damon would also take on a more prominent role in Western advertising of the film given he’s a Western film star, so this should not be surprising.

You are so cynical. “Using the racism of an international audience”? This is an international collaboration to make a movie that will be bigger in China, where it’s being released first, than it is in America. Nobody in China will be offended that Matt Damon is in this movie or think that he’s stealing work from

I think one can be very much anti-whitewashing and also accept that a foreign director wanting another huge hit

Movie is made with Chinese money for Chinese market by a Chinese director. Yet a white American feels sufficiently entitled to critique a movie she hasn’t watched.

Yes, I have. Many times. In the Sahara, precisely.

This article had it all—pipeline namedrop, selfie linked to Twitter so you can heart it, big old bulleted list of personal experience reframed as universal truths. A true touchstone for how to captivate today’s readers.

I feel like your inconveniences are less important than the real issues here, yet somehow you wrote an entire article about how much it sucks to be cold.

For you, being trapped in a hotel in North Dakota during a blizzard in subzero temperatures will be a story you tell for the rest of your life. For midwesterners, it was Tuesday.

We had a mini-Martha appreciation on here a few weeks ago, I agree