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As someone who was estranged from her father until it was politically expedient for him to acknowledge me, absolutely. I get the feeling she’s spent her whole life just happening to share his last name (and enjoying whatever spoils come with that) but knowing full well she didn’t matter to him, until now - when they

My baseless theory about her parents is that Trump never really loved her mother nor meant for it to be a serious relationship. She was just a “side piece” to him and Ivana found out and got really, publicly angry and he felt boxed into marrying Marla just to spite Ivana for standing up to him. And that’s why Tiffany

Doubtful. I don’t see how anyone claiming to be any kind of Christian of any sort can actually be in favor of this guy, but there seems to be a huge amount of cognitive dissonance going on.

Of course I was exaggerating a bit, but as someone else commented, even a 250-300 person agency can’t handle a huge account. The reality is that it’s simply not as easy as saying “find a more diverse agency and hire them” - there’s been massive consolidation in the agency space and the choices are much more limited

Because then you build your business based on one client and if that relationship goes south, you have to lay everyone off and can go bankrupt. Scaling an agency to fit ONE contract is a really risky business practice and some agencies are happy to have mid-small level clients who they work with closely.

Smaller companies can’t handle the full scope of work that a huge brand needs though. If you’re a tiny 5-10 person small business, you’re simply not going to be in the running for a $100M account. It would be like hiring an architect used to designing suburban homes to build an arena. Even hiring smaller firms for

I’ll watch anything Carter is. Her range is fantastic.

How is Beetlejuice anything like Big Fish anything like Planet of the Apes?

If Jezebel stopped covering anything that started out under oppression, they would have nothing to write about. Literally nothing.

Honestly, I’m not. I just feel like they are reaching for a reason to be upset or complain. I wonder if it’s stressful to live that way.

EYEROLL God can’t we just enjoy them? Not everything is an injustice. #sojezebel #thisiswhypeoplehateus

If they were unhappy with their representation on the show, then why did they continue to work with them for 6 seasons? That sketch is not really particularly different from the first season. They have no obligation to continue working with the show, it just seems weird that they didn’t do it earlier if representation

Spend more than 5 minutes around a teething 2 year old, and you’ll understand why.

I’m voting for her because despite disagreeing with a lot of what our country engages in, I do happen to love my country, and I think she would do a damn good job as president. I’m voting for her because she won’t single out people like my cousins, who have brown skin and are often confused for “Arabs” because their

It’s really a betrayal to vote for him. I understand that as women, we’re not a hive-mind, but this man has said nothing but hateful, awful, sexist, misogynistic, abusive things for years and years. A woman’s value to him is her fuckability. That’s it. How any woman could think that he has their best interests at

Stop blaming guns for this shooting.

I’ve never understood how Bill’s indiscretions have anything to do with Hillary.

I’m sure it was painful enough knowing your spouse had cheated on you, but the extra burden of having it played out on the national stage and dealing with it as gracefully as she did speaks volumes about her. As far as I am concerned,

#TrumpWhinyBitchFace

I was thinking the whole time that we’re going to get a treasure trove of gifs out of this given the split screen nature of this.