I stole a dark seal from the death knight and made Hubert a dark mage. I’m currently seeking a second dark seal for his next class.

No it won’t and you know it.

Now she can talk down to minorities there 

This is the first time in my career I have left an organization and not wished it would burn to the ground after I left

Well, you weren’t the worst writer on Splinter

“Better than Zampolit Nolan” isn’t much of a bar to clear, and she usually failed to anyway…

You were never more than their non-union Mexican equivalent, Señora Spielbergo.

I don’t necessarily find the whole shy, shut-in schtick to be endearing (I’m unmoved by derpy-limbed Sobble, whom everyone else seems to love), but she’s been an immense source of comedy in her interactions with the other characters (particularly Hubert, Petra (I’M PREY!?!?!), and Sylvain) and I was pleasantly…

Imagine someone meeting the wonderful and varied characters of the Black Eagle house and saying “thank u, next” :-(

Hilda should have given it away, honestly.

I took multiple routes as a kid, ‘cause - like a kid - I didn’t listen to what any adults told me the first time.

It is, sure - and not just for young women. And it’s wrong every time. But a 25 or 35 year old woman is a lot more equipped to deal with this shit than a 15 year old CHILD.

The downside is being fed alcohol and drugs and sexually harassed or assaulted by your coworkers or even customers.

The advice is shit as well.

Life advice from the alcoholic divorcee. Just what every teen girl needs.

Is that a dig at Kevin’s looks???

Eh, if she wants to earn some money, learn some important skills, start to build a resume AND sit in a temperate climate, have her start as a teller at a bank/credit union. Some of them will start kids as young as 16 and it looks far better on a resume if she’s looking at white collar careers. Also cuts down on the…

I’m sorry I discounted your experience with men looking down your shirt and paying you “compliments” Kevin.  Get those tips!

The downside is sexual harassment in a restaurant setting by an older male authority figure male.