Thank you.

Butbutbut how will you know how woke I am unless I immediately write a 2000 word screed on how this undermines the very fabric of our society, and did I mention I’m SO GLAD that MY faith is open to everyone???

I have the dreaded “translucent skin/ dark hair and vein” combo and not even Sally Hansen has worked, largely because my skin is so sensitive that the spray gets into my follicles and inflames them, so I’m constantly walking around with razor burn.

The MOST I got as a child was a kids’ menu and crayons, providing the restaurant had one. My parents always said from an early age that if you don’t behave in public, then you don’t get to go out. Dinner out was a treat; a way to connect and socialize as a family, and if that meant that four year old me was listening…

Neeeerrrrrddd! (j/k, this is cool pedantry I can get behind)

The sentiment about that would be far different if we didn’t get a progressive candidate to replace Franken.

Hanks played Walt with the perfect balance of a smarmy businessman that also was a true believer in his vision. The casting in that film in general was pretty spot-on; it definitely took more than a few historical liberties but I always found it enjoyable.

I love how she makes the mistake not once, but twice, and that both of those mentions are sandwiched between a linked Instagram post that mentions “Grammy” multiple times and features a photo of a Grammy Award.

Any news on whether Aughra’s son appears in this series? Because he’s essentially directly responsible for what happens to Thra and it would be interesting to see the social fallout once everyone figures it out.

Is that a realistic Butterbear, or an older Molly below Beer Belly Kit?

So, reading is hard: They DID sell out of their inventory. That’s why the LW got the portion they did; the food the vendor sold them was likely not even on the menu. It’s right there in the beginning of the letter.

“Dear Salty,

I was an altar girl when I was younger and while going to grab wine in the sacristy, accidentally walked in on the priest making out with one of the lectors.

Betty Crocker is also slightly horrifying: Her current incarnation is actually a composite of 30 different women. Met her eyes in the test kitchen once.

My experience is in the Upper Midwest, and it is essentially the same. Not to mention that there have been a bevy of studies dating back decades that show kids self-segregate in more diverse schools anyway.

My area dabbled with open enrollment amd busing, and the only result was that formerly great public schools became overcrowded, experienced far more incidents of fights, crime, and truancy, had a strapped activities budget due to a massive influx of students whose families couldn’t afford even the basic activity fees,…

The Simpsons actually had a handful of good episodes this season but the episode they put up was...not one of them.

Fuck, William Jackson Harper should have been nominated for the chili pot and the wine tshirt alone.

Can I see it?

Definitely Alfie!