You jest, but Disney had a similar version of the exact same thing several years ago in DisneyQuest. The Downtown Disney/Disney Springs location was successful for its first few years, and they opened a Chicago location that was...less successful. It was done to compete with SEGA Dreamworks, who was trying to launch…

Every year on the fourth weekend, my cousins and I camp out at our grandparents old lake cabin (my uncle still owns it). We are a sad, motley crew of about 20 that bar crawls through the rural area buying whole hogs at the butcher and piling in a woody van from the 80s. I had been dating my current beau for a year…

The good news with Warren, at least for now, is that when we cross reference with likely primary and caucus voters, it’s essentially between her and Biden. Both of them have far more reliable and/or numerous constituencies.

Or maybe they could use their own damn money to tip? Not every office pays for lunch, so their stupid "I can't afford it" excuse can go die in a fire.

At this point, Serena is probably one of the only characters that makes sense. Maybe it’s having lived amongst people like her that renders her character completely logical to me. Serena only wants to be a parent at this point; many of her activist ideals flew out the window when she was shot in the uterus. If only…

YEP.

This is how you know the vast majority of folks here live in large cities and are likely under 30. As much as it pains me to say, many people’s lives HAVEN’T changed that drastically. A little more or a little less in the paycheck; a little more or a little less come taxes. And like you, I'm not ENDORSING that reality…

People REALLY don’t get this.

#brownhashmatters

I ONLY wear underwear if I'm in a dress, and it's great. No UTIs, complete freedom without lines, and since I have an IUD, I never get a period so no worries there. Commando is definitely the way to go.

I really wish they would cast a Harvey Fierstein or a drag queen- Ursula WAS modeled after Divine, after all, and it’s going to be difficult for many women to hit Pat Carrol’s vocal register. Plus with drag queens having a mainstream pop culture moment, you would think Disney would ride that sweet money train straight …

Yeah, I get that California Adventure has been on a lifeline since the day it opened (oh hey, Superstar Limo), but TOT has always been consistently themed and has been a standout in Disney theming.

Im hoping that what the first debate does is essentially serve as a way for Warren to be the talking point and eliminate the rest. Thankfully, Beto put his foot in mouth, so hopefully the fawning over him will end.

Look for shoes with a higher platform and more forgiving arch than these, and they feel more or less like an espradrille or those platform slip ons from 2001. Sperry and Hilfiger generally have easy to wear options that can be dressed up or down.

Flight of Passage is amazing, but yeah, they still hit 200 minute wait times even at the slowest times of the year. Same goes for Mine Train and Peter Pan in the Magic Kingdom (Splash Mountain varies based on weather), and both Toy Story rides in Hollywood Studios. The only crazy Epcot waits tend to be Test Track,…

I am still holding out on Serena, largely because she is at this point the only character with most of the puzzle pieces.

Prince of Egypt seemed to be one of the only ones that really worked. Ralph Fiennes and Patrick Stewart were perfectly cast in that film.

There is no way in hell that a luxury auto manufacturer is creating a new model of vehicle and marketing it without solid quantitative and qualitative research. I’ve sat in three day focus groups for fucking suture systems.

Yep; I’m in marketing and research for a non vehicle segment and we do this all the time, particularly for sales presentations. It’s largely done to give the ideal consumer a face and assist us in explaining features and benefits to prospectives. Granted, we could just give a list, but lists are boring and a very easy…

Kinja. Always, always Kinja.