Fuck pole dancing. Give me dodgeball or give me death.

Yow know what I love? An activity designed around an activity that originates from a profession that is the very definition of the male gaze being elevated into a “sport” by cool girls that totally want to tell you about how empowered they are.

I find that “be reasonable” is the golden rule of travel. I remember flying Delta during the data haywire scenario, and being the patient, nice person behind the raging assholes not only gor me on a flight before them, but it got me an auto upgrade. Same in hotels. If some lunatic is yelling in the line in front of…

Yeah, this is really, really bad advice.

No, I don’t because it’s not. remotely. comparable. You are equating a faux movement about law enforcements alleged “victimhood” with the reality that these parents have in no instance in this series demonstrated that they should have had custody at the time of the children’s removal. I don’t care how petty your…

As to 1: A money grubbing shell of a man that never earned his fortune who has paid alimony twice over hears about a man allegedly getting screwed by his ex-wife. It’s the only sympathy he knows how to muster.

Nope! The intro paragraphs make it quite clear that this series was allegedly about how CPS oversteps and how “the system” failed and wronged these parents. In absolutely zero cases was this accurate. There’s been a whole lot of people writing essays about their alleged victimhood and about how much they “love” their…

Because that’s their job. Their job isn’t to say “well, I bet someone’s angry or racist and I should consider the parents fee fees”.

CPS doing due diligence is like stop and frisk??? Okay...

I absolutely love the attitude that a victim is only a proper victim if they suffer it, say nothing about it, and then “move on”. Outside of one post, she didn’t do shit about having an egocentric and hyperbolic man iinterrupt her during an ACCEPTANCE SPEECH.

As opposed to whom? Adele, and her constant sappy stream of “why did you reject me I’m miserable” songs?

Exactly. I’m not really a fan of her stuff (although naive in lyrics, her early country stuff resonated a bit more in my world) and don’t care about her Instagram activities. But at this point, gossip and so called progressive communities have made her into this boogeyman and ultimately an underdog to her fans. And…

The people defending her get it. The endless comments talking about how “over her” they are, not so much. Taylor Swift seems to be the epitome of “have fun with your thinkpieces, but I’m laughing all the way to the bank” and although an unpopular opinion, I LOVE her for it. Also, the author is and has repeatedly…

Alaska’s latest video, “Valentina”, also features her in the Gucci bra version of those boots and I’m living for it.

Republicans don’t care, because regardless of their many faults, their one saving grace is that they will suck it up and vote for the most viable candidate that represents their values.

Dingdingding

Actually, if you bothered to #read, you’d know that last week was a pending suspension and that confirmed as of 4:15 CST today, he has resigned. But I suppose it made you feel really good to think you’ve one upped someone on the internet. Good for you!

In other news, Roy Price is out at Amazon. The dominos keep falling.

Can’t we just cancel all of these people already? They’re vapid, clueless, egocentric, and continue to introduce new and insufferable people into the public lexicon. These are the people that had their 9 year old playing on a bedroom stripper pole. Stop giving them attention, people.

I feel you. It can still be pretty jarring. Like I said, I’m comfortable with it, but I still remember the first time our SVP kissed my cheeks and thinking “WHY ARE YOU KISSING ME I’M A LOWLY SUBORDINATE”.