There’s a huge gulf separating your standard “I don’t believe in God” atheist from your obnoxious “me not believing in God marks me as an super being with intelligence far beyond anyone religious, ever.”

I appreciate any and every reference to The Pirates of Dark Water, so good call Saloni!

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I dream of a world where that guy can have a job and grown-ass adults choose not to read his work instead of whining about it.

So when the request is for the internet to be normal about this casting, I guess your response is a resounding “NO.”

Your comment is a “Male Dork Virgin” BINGO. 

Well we’re all relieved to hear that Grandpa Moistener finds her hot, that’s what’s important here

I can hear the wheedle in your voice from here

For such commenters as them was this image given to us:

He is specifically talking about the mouth breathers who screech and post 15 minute reaction videos to YouTube. They have a very “loose” understanding of what comic books are supposed to be about and at best, it relies on their memories of the 90s and early aughts, not necessarily a high water mark for super hero…

As a man with literally ALL the bound Silver Surfer trades...it doesn't matter. The Surfer will be a plot device, not a character, like in an event comic.

Wait, so there’s an actual female Silver Surfer in the comics and we’re supposed to care about morons that want to complain it’s not a male in the movie?

Oh hey, look, it’s “that guy”

It’s gonna be funny to watch like most of a year of internet weirdos absolutely melting down about this only to have the movie come out and she’s just part of the setup to establish that this FF is from an alternate universe or timeline or whatever. I think it’s safe to assume every dumb goober on the internet is…

Look. I know we’re suppose to be a civilized, polite society and have rules for assault and all that. But Bill Maher really is the type of person that should be punched in the face more often for his douchebag behavior.

“I refuse to sit next to someone who is considerate enough to wear a mask in public.  I mean, what kind of twisted freak tries to limit the spread of contagions to others?  Who does that?”

Oh man, then I’d hate to find out what karma is going to do to you now. When some day you get diagnosed with a terminal illness (which will happen), I want you to remember this comment and think to yourself “karma.”

So, what, you’re saying these people digging around for conspiracy theories are making good use of their time due to the mere fact that their targets are very rich?

I realize you’re a troll because you had the same toxic “cancer is karma” take regarding Olivia Munn’s recent health disclosure. Congratulations, it was so fucking stupid and cruel that I remembered you.

I’m no fan of the monarchy or the royal family, but waiting a few weeks to tell the entire world that you have cancer, giving your young kids a little bit of time to process it privately, all while the jackals on social media are making up conspiracy theories... seems fair to me.