Yes.

I think the problem you’ll find is that the Democratic criminals generally just aren’t as amusing as the Republican ones. There are exceptions of course, Anthony Wiener comes to mind but let’s be honest half the joke there was his name.

See, that makes more sense. I’m biased, but I think it is probably sound economically for a large organization to take on risk and spread it among 1.8 million people as opposed to asking a much smaller business and having them hope that one out of a few thousand people doesn’t bring down the whole company through bad…

I never understand

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No one cares.

What kind of psycho doesn't drink the leftover milk after having their cereal 

Is this how it felt when Marilyn Monroe dated Dimaggio? I think the whole thing is fun. I hope they are having a good time. 

How many mom and pops order from Sysco, though? Just because it’s a one-off, small restaurant doesn’t mean they’re hand-making everything either. (Though I grant it is significantly more likely.)

Are... are you comparing the description of noting that a man is very tall (a generally positive attribute), to fat shaming someone? This is a deranged comment.

McDonalds has been upfront about the eggs forever, and the rest of the pre-made stuff is pretty obvious.

May you be remembered in your own words. 

“It’s really unfortunate that a woman who authored the Federal Assault Weapons Ban of 1994 will be remembered for aging so ungracefully out of government.”

{long slow fart sound}

In a year not a single person will care about the last few months of her time in the Senate; that less than a quarter of the words here are…

You know what’s funny about that coercion bit? I had an abortion in a time and place where there was no such rule, and yet the providers were still very diligent about making sure I knew what I was doing and that I was choosing it freely (in a way that was also respectful of my choice and my time; it didn't fucking…

Cotham flipped in a solidly blue seat in NC. dont underestimate these freaks 

She’s going to join a depressing list of Dems switching parties. Look into her financials and connections, they will tell a story.

“I just need to know why they feel like that safeguard should be repealed.”

Sure, if you completely stopped following the story:

We do not see pictures of Brad with their kids because the minor children are old enough to choose whether they see him.

If a regular person did what Pitt did on the plane or tried to steal a fuel truck after leaving the plane, they would still be in prison.