The Brooklyn Museum has been a sad place for years now.

It’s not a grandfather fetish, it’s a short-game inheritance fetish.

I wouldn’t say I’m a huge Gadsby fan or detractor, but it is mystifying why anyone would want to highlight her Picasso fixation, which (as a miserable MFA myself) I always though was easily the weakest aspect of Nanette.

It’s not about the money. Come on. It’s at least a little bit about the money. Mick Jagger, Al Pacino, a literal billionaire investor. She isn’t just dating random grandpas living on SSI.

Is this a joke? She went to school for art. Those were her first jobs, and that's why she talks about it on stage. 

It makes more sense in context in the linked article.

As I understand it, male fertility tends to *sharply* decline after a man turns 50 or so—it declines somewhat throughout the 40's, but it really starts to dip after 50.

“People with uteruses” = biological females. They are, in fact, the only humans who can get pregnant and give birth. Identify as whatever gender you want, but that doesn’t erase basic biological truths about sex and chromosomes. No amount of surgery or hormones can change a person’s DNA from XY to XX.

English have been using instant custard for over a century... so technically this could all be cupboard staples for anyone in one of their former colonies in Asia. 

Because the industry was kinda already done with Depp? He was disruptive on set with his lateness, his drinking, phoning in performances, and he hit a crew member. His last Pirates movie made the least amount of money overall...I mean it still made a TON of money but with franchises you usually pay the main actor more…

“My acting career didn’t take off like I wanted it to because I didn’t get married and have kids” is some next level cope. Her career is a result of her professional output, not her reproductive output.

There’s not really much debate that Johnny Depp hit Amber Heard. The only point of contention seems to be that Heard herself is also violent. 

Said it before and I’ll say it again: conservative upbringing is authoritarian, and religious conservative upbringing is ten times so. Because “education” to these people means “being told what to think”, they assume it’s the same for everyone. They can’t picture education as the nurturing of critical thinking because…

Are you talking about the same Johnny Depp that had armies of people attack Amber Heard, despite documented abuse and threats? The same guy that opened a new film at Cannes, and got a standing ovation? The same one with a thriving art career and multiple expositions? The Johnny Depp that has faced precisely zero…

Your students show up? Lucky you!

Yeah. Typically to add a few more errors.

Theygotperiodsquiteafewperiods

You know mermaids are fantasy creatures, right?

“It’s about ethics in [movie] journalism!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!111!!!!!1!11"

Do you think commas and apostrophes are woke too? And proper syntax? And not saying stupid things?