@BeSarcastic: I give up! Why IS a raven like a writing desk?

@bananaballs: @mervbaby is bawitdaba.: This is how I feel as well. Listen, a TON of people know that famous people have trainers, makeup artists, and Photoshop to help them out. Take away one or more of those things, and you still have an incredibly beautiful image to live up to. I'll tell you this: I feel the most…

Believe it or not: rearranging, cleaning, and remodeling one's living space is considered incredibly cleansing and therapeutic in some religions. In Shinto, for example, cleaning is especially valued. Or the principles of the BaGua in Feng Shui. Whenever I have a massive upheaval, especially in relationships, I clean…

Edna St. Vincent Millay, while a fascinating poet, will always remind me of my time in Dramatic Poetry during high school speech competitions. I swear, someone read her poetry in every single round. Her, and Robert Frost.

@pandorasmittens: And also, I am still waiting for someone to bring the cummerbund back.

I feel like raiding the uniform closet of my old high school band.

1. "Edgy" doesn't mean "gratuitous".

Chicago Polar Bears?

I always feel upset when the media (not Jez, but the source articles) feels the need to point out "mobile home", or "1 bedroom apartment" on stories like this. Does the fact that someone lived in a mobile home make a death less sad or a crime more forgivable? When people die the "normal" way, do we point out that they…

@haguenite: @BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit): The best plan around the bloody reigns of patriarchal oppression is through a rapid rotation of birth control, abortions, and embryo breakfasts. Plan B is a good substitute, but only if you are temporarily removing eggs from your diet.

@Annabellie: Well I saw you wearing eyeliner yesterday. You didn't think anyone would notice, did you?

To determine the one true Feminist, I challenge any other feminist here to a steel cage match, no holds barred. After we throw hands, knock each other unconscious with a folding chair, and play to the crowds of alternating Women's Studies majors and Third Wave wannabes, the first person to exit the door on the side of…

@Annabellie: Except for me.

Contrary to a popular song every sperm is not sacred.

Funny story!

@BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit): Or the classic "Death of a Football Player".

@Annabellie: It wouldn't be Vegas if it didn't!

@Lana Leigh loves Meryl Streep: One of Romance & Cigarettes, where she historically reenacts what it was like for A Kid in King Arthur's Court.

@BabyJane: @QueenOfTheForest: It's an Enigma!

There is either some horrific lighting in that arena, or else the associate at the makeup counter lied about a particular shade of foundation matching "just perfectly".