Honestly, I don't see why these people care so damn much about guiding everyone to Christ through public policy. If we were to assume that entry into heaven was predicated upon believing Christ was your savior, not killing babies, and heterosexual behavior, and that heaven, like all places, doesn't really expand, then…

@lilbobbytables: I want to go there! But I would be TERRIFIED of the amount of people I assume are crowding it. It's bad enough trying to cut through the amusement park to get to the other side of the mall, but with an American Girl Store? GAH.

To those of you who are thinking "isn't Hannah Montana totally done with?" remember that this is the Midwest, and they are generally a year or so behind in the trend sphere.

The MOA has the weirdest shows and celebrity appearances, ever. But then again, the rotunda is across from Nickelodeon-themed amusement park, adjacent to Legoland USA, and directly below a place called "Cereal Adventure" which I think has been replaced with a Moose mini golf course.

@pandorasmittens: Curses!

Also, I wonder where that HRC image came from, because the cover image on the site is completely different and far more flattering.

Mr. Spock is not pleased with this argument. Sarek briefly entertained it, but this was when his mind was falling victim to disease. Tuvok could take or leave it, but he was also interred in an asylum in an alternate reality.

Twitter =/= free market, Hasselbeck.

Well, evolutionary psychology in its root form seeks not to explain broad ideals like art, ego, lust, etc, but to explain specific evolved psychological mechanisms, like how we choose mates. It also holds that one mechanism (such as artistic expression) is utilized for multiple means.

Women could also shop more before their menstrual cycles because they are socially conditioned to believe that beauty shopping and/or "indulgences" are penultimate expression of permitted female selfishness, ergo, when they experience the hormonal fluctuations of menstruation instead of cheering themselves up by say,…

Constantine;

I wonder what they are alleging under the fourth amendment.

So...Canary Yellow mated with Wish Bear, after the Cloud of Gloom drained her of all feelings.

Star, panning something because it is deep and intellectual? Who would've thought!?

In honer of teh kidz, this bestie congratuwaytion iz in shrthand. LOL, LMAO, c u ladeez latah!

@MissyMcCLung: My point is that it would be more unlikely than say, hair extensions. Genetic modification, IF it were ever possible, would be extraordinarily expensive and incredibly experimental. That alone would discourage many people from trying. People can be heathens when it comes to living vicariously through…

@wordinedgewise: The only way it should illicit regulation is if it were to generate a measurable population disparity, which I don't see realistically happening. While girls are not nearly as valued as boys, they are not wholly discouraged as they have been in many other countries. Designer children are also…

@rosasparks is entertained by bobby jindal: Same with the restaurants. The dining is fabulous, but the place is unbelievably saturated. Servers are starting to make really shitty money, because not only are people not going out as often, but when they do, there's a bajillion places from which to choose.

@AthertonMerriweather: My roommate freshman year worked at Desire. On one hand, I have to hand it to them; of all the strip clubs on strip club row (aka Allen's Ave), it's the only one that's semi dignified looking from the outside.

@rosasparks is entertained by bobby jindal: But you'd think Providence must have its head up its ass, because it's like every month another million dollar condo complex is being erected, and people still think someone's willing to pay for it.