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never learning to read because you were busy being a child star is hilarious

Back in the early days of Supernatural fandom, a group of fans decided it would be hilarious to convince the world that Jensen Ackles was developmentally disabled (though they used much more offensive language than that). They were shocked and horrified when they got a cease and desist after they printed up flyers

I don’t give a fuuuuck about Lea Michele but this is reallyyyyyyy rude. It can’t be “funny” to try and “out” someone as having non-schooled literacy AND be coming from the purest of hearts and places. Fuck this article and these people it’s ableist and rude and you can say, “I’m not racist, but...” ...but ur racist

What the damn hell is wrong with some people? “We didn’t mean to offend anyone, we just decided to be mean little shits to an actress for no reason.”

This is not delightful at all and their claims that they are not mocking the illiterate are bullshit.

Naw. Not digging it. Too triggering. Sorry boo.

Why is is that so many people don’t know about the Hyde Amendment???

I’m not sure if Jared and Ivanka are aware that the Hyde amendment doesn’t permit federal funds to pay for abortions, and PP also survives on private donations.

“We are a society of rules.”

This is the flip side to trivializing deadly weapons.

For those of us who grew up with Mr. Rogers, this is going to make a million bucks. As someone who grew up in a hellish dysfunctional household, I can admit I watched even as a teenager. Mr. Rogers was the stability in an otherwise crazy childhood.

Do you think it’s possible they’re divorcing so she can get some of the assets before they’re seized? Could this be a plot to keep some of their shit? I’m curious about this.

Tracy Flick. She’s smart, hardworking, ambitious and willingly entered into a sexual relationship with an older man, so we must hate her. The dumb jock who got into an election because he got a blowjob is supposed to be the hero in the movie. So is the creepy teacher who tries to cheat on his wife with his former best

The Cat in the Hat used to give me SO much anxiety as a kid. I did NOT understand the appeal of the Cat at all and empathized far too much with the Fish..

I had this same reaction as a kid. Honestly had an aversion to reading it to my kid as an adult because I just remembered it and the cat being upsetting and unsettling more than I really remembered the plot itself.

Weren’t we supposed to empathize with the Jamie Gertz character? Isn’t she like the Baroness in Sound of Music? We’re supposed to be rooting for Helen Hunt because she’s the star of the movie, but we’re also supposed to realize that there’s ultimately nothing wrong with Gertz’s character—and if anything, we should

The Fish in The Cat in the Hat should be at the top of this list. I know, in the cartoon it is voiced by a guy but the book does not assign that fish a gender and I would argue it is the ultimate Lame Bitch.

We are set up to hate the fish, when all it does is point out that we don’t know that cat and he should not be

Two words: Jeanie Bueller.

This article reminds me of a quote I saw somewhere that was something along the lines of “You know you’re finally an adult when you start agreeing with the parents in kid’s movies.” Like Ariel’s dad. “But Daddy, I love him!” Um, no, you’re 16 and literally just met the guy. Sit down, and eat your seaweed (I assume

Sally Field in Mrs Doubtfire.