We all do. He’s Larry Bird for New Jersey dirtbags.

Yes, we can either impose rules that limit the amount of shifting that a defense can institute OR the batters (delicate lotus flowers that they are) could, to paraphrase Willie Keeler- fucking hit it where they ain’t.

I don’t know, it sounds like the old traditionalist take, but maybe hitters should start spraying the ball around the field more. I don’t mean current guys, I mean really emphasizing this to young players and making a generational change.

Probably could have used a little more research. Walker isn't a DE, he's a DT. Perine and Mixon will both be on the field most of the time. Stoops is not a dick.

At the very least they should get the fuck out of your living room, man.

the only reason why I go to Whole Foods

why you hating on Wendler 5/3/1 brah??

Your team sucks because your quarterback is a never nude who showers in his underwear:

God, it must be SO HARD to be judged by your appearance and clothing choices instead of your skills and work ethic. HOW TERRIBLE.

It’s the worst.

I don’t what the problem is with that

“...and found I was a talented writer in high-school creative writing classes”

I spent the last few weeks thinking of a tree that we used to have in the backyard of our old house. All those hours I spent under that tree looking up as the sunlight dripped like honey through the leaves. When the thin cold wire of time wasn’t pressing pushing tight against my neck. There was time back then. There’s…

Nah that’s not a criticism of you. He’s a boring writer. Talented and unique, sure. But really boring for 9/10 people. You have to be a certain kind of person, and be in a certain kind of mood, to really dive in and appreciate his stuff. And nobody is any lesser for not feeling like slogging through his stuff, and…

First thing that came to mind:

After 13 years I can still send a text requesting a pre-work bj and get it.

It seems the quickest way to do this, unfortunately, is through tedious puns and jokes that would be nothing other than annoying in person.

I’ve had to mostly cease smoking from bongs because they get me too high, so I imagine the gas mask bong would overwhelm me in a bad way.

I wonder how many of them ever realized that Frost was mocking people who thought it made a damn’s bit of difference which path in the woods they took.

Left out Milwaukee’s 2 week long Summerfest huh?