Has there ever been a US Bachelor/ette season (we’ve only had four Bachelors and one Bachelorette, you’ve had millions) where one of the contestants was actually a good friend/relative of the Bachelor/ette planted amongst the contestants, and when the rest of the contestants thought they were on a one on one date they…

Gossip Cop sounds like a really stupid ‘80s action movie about a cop who does nothing but talk shit about his coworkers all day.

Yeah, let me bitch about the media through media because the words I spoke to media was understood for what they meant and relayed on media.

Okay Blake

Seriously though, the federal government should seriously consider adopting an ag subsidy program targeting almond growers that pays them to switch to other less water intensive crops. Almonds, and nuts in general, use a bizarrely disproportionate share of all of California’s water, largely due to arcane local water…

When he goes hogwild he has extra almonds. When he goes buckwild he has a cigarette.

GBBO is my absolute FAVE for that exact reason. Like theres no hypermasculine graphics or an angry host shouting at me and they make stuff that’s edible / recognizeable as food. Plus they’re just, like, in a tent. I love it.

You don’t keep six-pack abs by eating junk.

Leslie Jones needs to be our next bachelorette.

There's so much public scrutiny for Michelle to be healthy I'm glad Barack also lives that way.

See Don, this is a “IT WAS JUST A JOKE” moment. It’s not inviting a foreign power to hack your political opponent.

Ooooh I may have to check it out!

My FAVORITE author anecdote <3

I was just reading about Osher the other day. The name means happiness in Hebrew and is a very common name in Israel. But, I digress.

“I’m sorry. You ate your rose and you now no longer have a rose. People without roses go home. Thems the rules.”

He will always be Wheelchair Jimmy to me.

Serena @ home

She managed to rock this but this format is so awkward. HEY BE SUPER NATURAL AND SPONTANEOUS BUT THIS IS SUPER OVER PRODUCED THANKS