How else are we supposed to know when the games are going to start? You act like there is some official person who can just walk to the center of the playing surface, blow a whistle and signal the start of play. Boy, are you dumb.

Rumor is that Manning whispered “Your clavicle is weak and dumb,” into McDavid’s ear at some point during the game, which is what set him off.

The irony is the failure to understand the protest is the reason the protest exist in the first place.

In the stands you just look to your left and look to your right. If one of the folks on either side of you weighs 400 lbs or farts every time they stand up, you’re in the US.

It reminds me of the mother who was upset at Cam Newton last year for celebrating too much and not being a “good role model.” People always pipe up and say how athletes should use their celebrity for good causes and be role models. Then when an athlete heeds the call and participates in some activism, this shit…

I was in an airport with my wife once, and she pointed at some guys and said isn’t that (can’t be bothered to remember the names). I told her that I didn’t know who that was and she said they were from a tv show called making he band, and they were in a band called O. Town. I told her I didn’t know and she suggested…

I dunno, this kind of makes me like Jeff George more than I did.

I was alone in an elevator with Ruth Bader Ginsburg and she farted. I was going to ignore it like a gentleman when she said “woah did somebody step on a duck.” We both laughed and she turned to me and said “no one will ever believe you if you tell this again.” She is one wise lady.

My wife and I were in VA Beach for a wedding. At the time she was 7 mos preggo. There was a golf tournament in town and some of the tour people were staying at our hotel. Long story short; We were entering the hotel and Earl Woods was in front of us. He let the heavy door slam in my wife’s face. He knew she was…

“Good god! That’s 2017's entrance music!”

Guys, pay attention. It was only the end of the second quarter. Look at the graphic in the corner. It says “2nd” right there on the screen. Such an embarrassment to see a mistake like that on this usually-wonderful website.

Rams are giving up 6.9 yards per plays to the Saints.

Agreed. The irony is palpable: using the word “redneck” to describe the people Jost is talking about demonstrates his point exactly. Until the Dems can figure out how to engage the demographic that that slur refers to instead of continue to degrade it, we’re well and thoroughly screwed.

Well, the cop probably knew you were a repeat offender. 2 dozen times? Slow the fuck down and stop at the fucking light!

This one time, there was a huge possum sitting on my backyard fence, and I side-armed a tennis ball right at it and knocked it off. Pretty sure I had that same goofy grin on my face. That was my World Series.

Al Davis in hell right now

“These things happen”

Petition the MLB to change RBI to “right ball injury”, and order will be restored.

Wake up in the morning feelin' like Rick Stanzi,