Top throwback jersey in Toronto:

In terms of attire, Andy Reid's off-season kind is one long luau. Also, in terms of whole roasted pigs consumed.

hey Martha , what do you think? Is the dress gold and whiiiiiiiiiii

But what about SWAC-on-SWAC crime?

The religious iconography is one thing, but I think it's especially inappropriate for them to deface Allen Iverson's home like that.

Lynch's agent: "9 million signing bonus, 1 million base salary, 1 million roster bonus."

Not after what the Vikings did to him. Bruises like that don't just heal overnight.

Pretty sure you're a fool if you order any number of McNuggets at Wendy's.

[leans shovel against truck, pulls handkerchief out of coverall pocket, wipes brow while staring into the middle distance] I remember my first day on the internet...

This is a bit ahead of schedule—usually it's not until next month that Duke fans get mad while watching mid-major teams on TV.

"I vividly remember facing off against Vince Carter in college, truly epic games."

Low-class move by Shanahan. You'd never see Pete Carroll throw Russell Wilson under the bus like that. Not anymore. He'd hand him to Lynch and let Lynch carry him under the bus.

Dragic wants to run his own team with the kind of freedom and support given to someone such as Stephen Curry of the Golden State Warriors.

First draft of his statement:

I approve of your personal journey of growth and self-discovery.

The obvious difference being the gap above your head and the ceiling where the joke went.

This is really tasteless, Barry. That man just had his home broken into.

Leave it to a creationist to start making shit up.

'It's nice but not ignore-new-england-penalties nice' - Dean Blandino