Any time you make a rant using McDonald’s as your strongest point of emphasis, you sound like a fool. Your rant makes no sense and you should be ashamed and deeply embarrassed.

TLDR?

Uh, Robert Griffin III isn’t even the best Quarterback on the Redskins.

Who is Robert Griffin III?

I doubt it.

TLDR:

SUPER BOWL 50 CHAMPS. Book it now.

I’m not going to bash your article or your work, I just want to know what makes you an expert about human to human interaction? Do you have a psychology degree, or maybe years of studying human behavior? Or are you simply writing what you would like to have happen?

Because this is the Cubs and the deadspin staff are all bandwagoners.

What State do you live in with a .099 BAC?

How about you find a different job then Richie? Nobody is forcing you to play football in the NFL. Sounds like this guy hasn't changed a bit.

Atheist Ravens fan? You must have really been confused about Ray Lewis then, huh?

Which one is Joe? They all look like doofuses, so I can't tell..?

Repeatedly calling their anchors “Talent” is a bit of a stretch if you ask me.

Deadspin: come to bitch about literally anything.

MLB should change the rules that as long as the ball crosses the plate in the strike zone it’s a strike. They could develop a new type of pitcher. A ricochet pitcher.

That was way too much text to end in that pun.

“We decided to drop the charges, because $50 thousand dollars sounds a lot better than $0 and having to sit through a boring court case. OOOOPS, I meant we don’t want to disrupt our poor childs life any further.”