Derek Norris on Angel Pagan: “He was just being kind of a dickhead, and I don’t take kindly to that.”

“If you don’t give me my phone back, I’m going to call 911!...... Wait, can I burrow my phone to call 911?”

He gets 4 more home runs and suddenly he will be the highest paid athlete in AAA.

why those 3? I mean I get they are all defensive backs but is that really it? Why not Pac Man Jones?

And if he is found guilty, it seems like he has a laundry list of reasons to persuade an appelette court to take it on. If he is found guilty this is still far from being over...

My knees crack all the time, it's just a part of getting old. What a baby...

So you came to deadspin.com, opened an article, and replied a comment, only to complain about the site?

Guess I’m not smart enough to get that one....

To blame the refs in any game of any sport is just in bad taste. It’s far more likely that they just blew some calls than were actually out to give one team the win over another, like the NCAA told the refs before the tournament how they want each game to end.

He touched it.

ALCS ring forever unclean!

In related news, Portable Toliet is also Jon Lesters new nickname.

YEaH mAn, they Only work 8 HOur ShifTS mANnnnnnnnnn. JUst wait it out, mannnnnnnnnnn.

I’m amazed at the amount of people who come here, click on the articles, and them bash the website.

Yeah, pretty much Chicago considers Wrigley the worlds largest beer garden with live entertainment. That’s it.

Think about what you just said.

I’ll wait over a hundred years for a World Series, but I’ll never wait more than 10 minutes to piss my half gallon Budweiser baby into a metal bath tub with a river of other bros Budweiser piss.

Fuck those homosapiens.

You're turning me on mr. Harrison