Elon sure seemed like a nervous wreck. Does he always talk that way?

I don’t think it will caramelize.

Texting while driving is dangerous, I agree. Downloading Flash to play this game is much more dangerous.

Ha! I sold those for my education long ago.

It's my favorite device in the kitchen. I told myself I'd start making casseroles, and I did a couple times. But man... Reheating pizza in this beast is awesome too. I do that way more.

It's my favorite device in the kitchen. I told myself I'd start making casseroles, and I did a couple times. But…

can editors get COTD?

A rock star.

Also "limey" is a slur for a British soldier, you monster.

I got to say that sentence once but they were pot dealers.

Aw, jeez, come on. I identify with sloths, but I’m not Rachel Dolezaling myself into a sloth, the way this chick is into a cat.

BB-8 so fat he look like small island.

You mean Sedona or Senora AZ? Sonoma is in CA.

Speak for yourself.

Oops! Wrong kind of eggs.

I thought people were actually putting their eggs in the freezer and than cooking them.

Porsche 911. No matter what year you know its a 911

For me, it’ll always be this OP’d sumbitch.