Maybe it will have a shout-out to fans of the original series by having a character scream.

I was really excited for a second when I looked at that battle map and misread "wargs" as "walrus".

No, you're wrong, this is his life's work and I shall demolish it via incisive internet posting. Virgil Griffith, prepare for the rebutting of a lifetime.

So you're saying they listen to Alanis Morissette?

I don't think that chart looks at all like pre-existing biases, though. Classical is dumber than rap (well, OK, I knew guys who really thought that, but it's not most people's bias) and The Doors are dumber than Counting Crows.

Helllloooo, aneurysm!

The first ability in Borderlands has always been the action skill, the strongest and character-defining ability. Not sure why that's a big deal.
I thought Nisha's ability (the auto-aiming) was the weakest of the 3 I've tried (haven't done Claptrap). Wilhelm's just seems like the same AI helper buddies as Deathtrap and…

Woah, what street corners are you going to? Asking for a friend.

Uh, excuse me, but any true Blesshead would know that the song's actual name was "Hey Leonardo". Now go listen to your Top 40 radio sheeple music while I jam to the musical version of Us Weekly.

The A.V. Club

I was groaning and rolling my eyes through the whole first paragraph of description until that last sentence. Re-imagining witches, tearing up a dictionary definition, being upset with how the world sees them, it all sounded like a less edgy version of Charmed. Now I want to read it though.

I think it was described to me as "FPS Diablo" and that's a really great description. The writing's better, but it's still just a backdrop to killing stuff, getting loot, doing quests and gaining levels.

Pretty sure they're powers of 2, otherwise 8 would be disqualified. I think 2chan was the original, Japanese one.

I think the technical definition of binge drinking is just something like 2-3 drinks in 2 hours, isn't it? It's pretty low.

Negatory, he changed it in 1911.

This is actually all an extended metaphorical dick joke. Genghis represents the urethra. Think about it.

Jaws was originally written to be a female role but the execs changed it at the last minute.

Five scenes in her underwear?

I have money riding on them naming it Ghostbusterres

I'm super excited for those numbers. They're a joy to read.