Turning Points founder Charlie Kirk told the crowd that if you wear a Sanders shirt on any college campus, you’ll get invited to all of the cool parties.

Well, Stacey Abrams has already cashed Bloomberg’s check, and she’s gone full Bloomie surrogate.

Makes sense that she’s a big supporter of adopting rescue dogs.

Hell of a lede, though.

Never forget that time Tyson, acclaimed (astro)physicist, jumped in to say there’s no way NASCAR cars can go as fast as they do because physics and was immediately disproved by the cars, in fact, going as fast as they do.

So here are the standards (note: I’m not some fancy New York lawyer):

Internet Society officials said Ethos’ $1.1 billion bid was so huge, “we couldn’t just say no without considering,” the L.A. Times reported.

As good as Filoni’s Clone Wars, I’ll always love this show.

Please, please, please may Trump try to get his people to buy him a nomination. I’d love nothing more than to see him show up to the Grammys, expecting a win.

“We are concerned Match Group does not conduct basic checks of users against Federal, State, and Tribal Sex Offender Registries,” reads a letter from the House members sent Thursday to March Group CEO Shar Dubay.

Don’t forget Barack’s two Grammys (and Michelle’s!)

Donald Trump is definitely the type to think the reference to Neil Young in “Sweet Home Alabama” is a shout-out, and not a shitty response to Young pointing out that, you know, racism is still a thing.

Like they’re gonna post anything about, say, Bernie breaking his promise and refusing to release his medical records?

Mike Pence definitely gave sex advice to Waldman, right? Like, the sort of patronizing, “I know your wedding night will be your first time, but do it for Jesus,” or something, right?

The funny thing is that Jez keeps writing these quasi-obituaries, without changing coverage.  A couple months ago, it was “oops, did we meme Kamala out of contention?”

Nope.  Kenan Thompson is hosting.

Kinda? This is the second character they’ve done this for.

Meanwhile, in the ongoing Trumpening of modern politics, Bernie Sanders is refusing to release his medical records as promised.

Agreed. And the darkest thing he can do is come out of the shadows and hold a press conference, announcing that he’s joining a League of Justice or something.

Just a reminder that Hope Hicks is 31.