Spoon!

You Brute! You Brute! You vicious Brute! Waaahhh!!!

45 is more than an age, it's also a state of mind. Oh, and our current president…

Spoon!

Geez, the word 'fondant' has always bugged me. It just seemed to me like the name of a overly made-up woman with treachery on her mind and devious designs on power. Her dark soul covered by a sweet, thick coating of rouge and eye shadow.

If you feel bad, you can't BE the happiest man at Springfield. What's to become of you? This is the worst of all things to happen today!

Wow, that was long! I thought it was never coming out!

I've got a cynic's black soul that wants to snark, but, nope, she done good. Real good. Like her voice, she may not have been steady and pure at all times, but this effort had goodness and light in it and it took an incredible amount of courage and fortitude to do this thing AND to do it in those boots! She ought to…

I would build a large kennel filled with pit bulls and I would lead a dog-army on raids for supplies and the last remaining packages of Sour Skittles. I would call myself TaserFace. No, wait, I would call myself The Pit Boss.

Oh my god! Some forty years later (and part of that time with the interwebs as a resource), and this is the first time that fact has entered my brain. Ooh, that tingles.

Does this mean you will disappear and be replaced by someone wrong for the part who audiences grudglingly accept only to find that one replaced in a few years with someone not even from this country? If so, bye and thanks for your work.

Wow, he gives you a warning before he pukes? That's true love right there. Lucky Alien.

Big Bend is awesome! Have a great time!

Wow, Big Sky represent! My first hope is that we have a respectable turn out after the dismal apathy of the last election. My second hope is that the Democrat wins. My third hope is that I wake up and find the Democrat was actually Amanda Curtis and not Rob Quist. I will settle for two out of three, though.

Kalispell and the Flathead Valley are decidedly NOT solidly Liberal. Richard Spencer is from Whitefish!

Puh-lease! It's a pit!

I live in Montana's capital city (leans further left than you would think - typical for a big city… of not quite thirty thousand). Anyway, I've driven east across the state and with white knuckles gripping the wheel I look at all that big, open, nothing (nothing to me, not, of course to folks who live there) and…

Well, he wasn't entirely respectful to people who like dogs, but that's just because his heart breaks for humans and the tears burn his eyes. His hurt is justified, but the finger he pointed at us had a sharp nail at the end of it. I didn't like the dog-shaming, but I respected his commitment to the downtrodden. He's…

He sounds just like Ron Begley!

Is this two things?