Mine is being rung up now.

Mine is being rung up now.

I see what you did there. I’m on the level.

I see what you did there. I’m on the level.

Kinja is finally reaching great heights.

Kinja is finally reaching great heights.

They’re really a step up.

They’re really a step up.

Sounds great, but I think I’ll read it tomorrow.

Are you kidding? The best thing to ever send over to that neighbor you love is a durian. There might be collateral damage but it is guaranteed to send them packing.

Neighbours dog used to do his business on my lawn.

Authenticity check:

Hong Kong International Airport is the Cadillac of Asian international airports; having passed through their many times, I can attest. Plenty of places to sleep comfortably, good food options (including Western food), family friendly areas with indoor playgrounds and big TVs with cartoons, very clean wide open spaces,…

This seems about right...

pfft shower-amateurs

A bunch of these are probably for baby or wedding showers instead of regular showers.

There is literally not a single song I’d want to listen to in the morning, when showering, or pretty much any time ever.

I’m really hoping she’s lying about that part...

What type of psychologist does that?! Holy shit.

No because that would be my crazy Aunt who did the following:

I’ve very reserved when it comes to talking about money or finances. It’s not hard to find out what kind of salary range I make, but I closely hold how I manage my finances.

At one point my income was greater than the entirety of a friend group combined. Not because I made a lot, but because none of them worked more than 15 hours a week, and for very, very little. Don’t sweat it. If you feel like your friends can handle the information, share it. If not, they just tell them you’re not…

For what it’s worth, the fermented pork sausage common in northern Thailand (sai krok issan) is the best sausage I’ve ever eaten. Really just amazingly good.

Starred for “fermented sausage”