He was a child, fuck you.

What a stupid lede to this article. Are you seriously implying that Laremy Tunsil, who was drafted an entire 7 spots below where he was projected to be, has it worse off than Luke Heimlich, a blue chip prospect that was not selected in 40 rounds of the MLB Draft?

What’s this “I wish someone else had drafted him" fuckery?

“Her life is forever ruined because of his actions.”

I don’t mind your cynicism about sports offering forgiveness so long as you’re sufficiently talented. I do mind your assumption, based merely on a guilty plea, that you have all of the facts, such that a denial of a prosecutor’s narrative is outrageous. You might be right, I’m not sure, but as others have noted,…

Well, if he’s not going to be in jail then playing minor league baseball is probably the next best punishment.

You are mixing up american cheese (a perfectly inoffensive, if light on flavor, cheese that actually is the correct cheese for a classic grilled cheese) with kraft singles, a “cheese food” product that should be reclassified as a crime against humanity.

This may be the worst take I’ve ever read on Deadspin, which is really fucking hard to do. Bravo!

LOL. Babe Ruth was a straight up monster. Bad ass pitcher turned bad ass hitter. He would tear up the league in any era,integrated or not.

Fuck I’m full of takes today!

No offense, but maybe the title should have been:

“Monday we dined at the Camerons; various dago diplomats were present, all much wrought up by the lynching of the Italians in New Orleans. Personally I think it rather a good thing, and said so.”

You’re paying your state sales tax to an out of state vendor who will then turn around and cut a check to your state for that amount.

Let’s just take a moment and digest the split:

He has amazing run prevention on both defense and offense.

They were a failure out of the gate for not understanding the market.

I actually think housing shortages are the bigger problem with AirBnb than hotel lobbyists. I’m sure the latter are pissed that a significant portion of their business has found accommodations elsewhere, but in dense city places where people purchase housing specifically to rent out takes those dwellings away from…

I don’t think so. The bigger problem is a lot of people bought residential properties to live in with their families, and now there’s a hotel next door to them. Even before this law a lot of properties were banning owners/renters from allowing people to rent their rooms as minpaku.

you have to replace $125 running shoes that you use for 4 hours a month, every 2-4 months, what?

“I’ve been wearing the same pair of $125 running shoes for 15 years, so”