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“Wrestling’s fake” huh? As the cliché goes, scripted yes fake no. I was a wrestler myself and you train your arse off and go home exhausted every day so fuck off with your disingenuous title.

Surprised it wasn’t a geiser for longer. Impressive medical technology? Or further evidence Cena is a cyborg?

The guy hit 488 career doubles and somehow people are surprised that he still knows how to find his way to second base.

Not mutually exclusive.

I love how this play was so amazingly awkward, even the official fell on his ass.

This person would make a great Disney villain.

and the crowd might’ve skewed younger and more female than for any previous procession...

Holy HIPAA violation Batman! I know in this day and age we expect to have all information available to us at all times, but tweeting someone’s medical records is pretty serious shit (assuming this is legit). God help the person who did that if the metadata in the file can lead back to them and the hospital is probably…

The late artist’s wife was too inconsolable to comment

To make things worse, now Jim Carrey thinks he’s going to get autism.

This is a simple case of he said, she said, he grabbed, she kneed, he pulled back, she punched, he punched, she pressed charges, he got cut from the team not because it’s the right thing to do or anything like that but because he’s likely 5th on the depth chart and will go play one year of 1-AA then transfer back to…

You’ve posted this twice.

OK, I guess I'll just come right out and explain the joke, since you're pretending to have the reading comprehension and critical reasoning faculties of a fish stick.

Gavrilo Pincip: [shoots Archduke Ferdinand]

Ha, yeah, the one thing that rainbow-cake comment section lacks is that one guy who feels the need to let everybody know that he couldn't be bothered to read the whole article.

I just really like pretty cakes.