In reading the article, I was sure that you were auditioning for The Onion. But seeing you double-down in the comments, well, now I'm not so sure. Your defense of "one of the worst players in baseball" by citing this year's performance (which is sub-par for Jeter but better than most Braves' players) while…

This article is another example of the abundant cynicism on the internet. Why can't Yankee fans just enjoy the commercial without having bored sports "journalists" write scathing, baseless articles?

"promptly referred"

Hard to tell, as they all have big tits.

No, it's not. If it was written "in jest", it would be 1) funny and 2) no really that's the only requirement for something to be in jest.

The best thing about these is always "we."

Meh.

It's called relief man. He just played poker for like, what a week straight? Cut him some slack.

He Barry Sanders that shit. Just hand the ball off to the ref

My takeaway from this is that Statham is about as good at acting as he was at diving.

Why spotlight terrible artwork?

How to draw generic characters 101.

The way he says "ogre"—"ergrer".

This sort of thing goes way back. Ty Cobb, in particular, was known for mocking opposing players. Especially the Jews.

All this time I thought it was Homer's dopey cousin shooting them.

Yeah man, he should just tuck all 98 pounds and 20 feet of wingspan under his arm and saunter out on the field with it. Nevermind that it isn't

TRUST THE GORTON'S FISHERMAN!!!!

They're saying, "who took the TV?!" and "we had a big goddamn TV and now someone took it and put this little one here in its place!"

The Brazilian fans booed their team off at halftime. TIL that Brazil is Philadelphia.