“Okay, who made last out guys??”

Why are white people so violent?

More like win 3 Stanley Cups.

Great form.

He tries to recover mid-video but it was already too late.

What, like the back of a Volkswagen?

It’s illegal to take off your own helmet now before a fight. That’s an extra 2 minute minor. Players will find a way around it of course.

And what’s the deal with airline peanuts?

Looks awesome. Just ordered one.

Looks awesome. Just ordered one.

“Hagland”.

LOL

Sidney*

This. I will always wear a full cage when playing beer league hockey. I’ve seen too many errant sticks and bouncing pucks that ended up with a delay to our games while we looked for a guy’s teeth on the ice.

+1 Space Pen

I think the camera is in specator mode so it’s able to see all players.

Are you talking about the Ian Cole high stick behind the net on Parenteau? Looks like the refs missed that.

I would get one but it will probably give me a seizure when my cat figures out how it works.

I would get one but it will probably give me a seizure when my cat figures out how it works.

That’s the one!

Article too long. Can someone summarize it for me in the form of a meme?

He might as well, it’s not like they would just return the endorsement deals as soon as he gave in.