Ick now I worry I am on some sort of watch list for having just googled “ephebophilia.”

Lmao yes!!! Or like everyone in a photo looks like pretty normal and I am really happy or something but I just end up looking like a total psycho.

That’s what I think too. Like she was just expecting a normal “thanks” speech and he went hard in the paint and she was like whaat?? Yesss??? Hell yeah!!! I happen to be someone who makes a lot of faces like that so maybe I am just projecting that. I swear my overly enthusiastic face ruined/made awesome so many of our…

Same. I feel like we are entering into the dark ages. Or like V for Vendetta, and I am just not mentally or emotionally prepared for this.

Because when Melania smiles it looks like the woman in the mask from “The Purge: Election Year” and it’s terrifyingly similar to many of our fears for the future.

These designers are all so very talented. But let’s be fair. Michelle Obama could put on a burlap sack and I would still be like OMG she looks fucking radiant. I want to be her bff. It just goes to show you real beauty comes from the soul and nothing that you put on or take off will have an impact on real beauty. I…

I think I am going to need a valium Rx for the next 4 years. Let’s get on that K thanks.

THANK YOU! Some of these jokers don’t know how time-consuming it is to try to slay all day every day. That shit takes time.

Sometimes you have a date after work and you gotta touch up your roots but don’t have much time if you want to dry and style your hair so you gotta get that shit processing on the train. Duh. It’s like none of you procrastinate with your beauty routines. lol

Rihanna smells like heaven. According to Jim Parsons on Ellen

Bahahahaha omg I am dead lmao

Same. That actually sounds like a pretty decent trade.

Can we start with The Donald and his friends? That’d be great.

Right?!?! We grew up in Kansas so it was “close enough” to scare the shit out of us. Even though she know that Jonbenet wasn’t sleeping in the basement the same friend would NEVER sleep in a basement if she could avoid it. Even finished basements at slumber parties because that’s where she heard the intruder had…

That’s something I have considered myself. Based on his history of being violent with her. But here is this question as well. Loads of kids around the nation were terrified to go to bed because of this case. I have a friend who was the same age and looked a lot like Jonbenet who especially was terrified as kid about…

Bahahahaha YASSSSS! Ok so my husband doesn’t even speak Spanish (he was raised in the USA) but this..... this he knows! lol

Bahahaha Yes!!! My husband is hispanic and I am white and last night I made us some cheeseburgers. Well we just moved into a new place and don’t really have our fridge stocked yet. I sat down to eat and I was like “FUCK! I don’t have any mayonaise!?!?” and he just looked at me and laughed and he was like, “white…

Ranch dressing by the gallon and clapping on the one and three. lmao

No joke this lady shoplifted as far as I know she never killed or injured anyone. And one could argue the diamond industry has WAY more victims than she does.

Pretty sure I can glorify whoever I damn well please.