This was me at work just now!

oh my god I am laughing so hard right now my eyes have teared up. Absolutely.

I lost it at Caramel Golem... JUST GIVE ME THE FUCKING BAG! I want to see this lady’s mug shot so. bad.

I don’t get it. I don’t understand the statement or the symbolism here? And why all the nude butts? So confused.

I wonder if lady gorillas are way into him or if they are like ewww no Shabani looks like a human sort of grossssss.

To be fair it could be a spin off from sempai (like “I hope sempai notices me” shirts”) It just means like older boy/ upper classman or your “crush” and Shabani just means hot young guy. But either way I want that shirt.

Right? I mean I wouldn’t loudly bang in the guest bedroom at my grandma’s or something but that’s because I would find that embarrassing. I also wouldn’t do that at my parents...but quietly bang? oh yes.

Totally done this in the living room at my best friends apartment when I first started seeing Mr. Paintitblackcat. She was pretty much black out drunk and in her bedroom. To clarify this is a girl who once sat in bed topless talking me into going to brunch with her. I knew if she did catch us she would have fallen to…

haha I can’t believe anyone said they would fuck this gorilla. I would totes cuddle with him though. His facial expressions are super cute though.

Borderline. And yes with out being a mental health professional one can’t diagnose this man. but I also don’t have to be a doctor to say that someone’s arm is broken when it’s bent in the wrong place a 90 degree angle. What I mean is we don’t know what diagnoses might have been given to him but we do know that he…

I mean it in no way is an excuse but it is important in that it may have drove his actions? On the other hand it seems that you would have to have some underlying issue to target one group of people for such a bizarre reason. I think people should be made aware that there is help for people, and that there should have…

What else would you call it? Mental illness is one thing, being to a point where you are no longer living in reality? I don’t know what you can even call that. Delusional? It is one thing to call someone behaving strangely insane, but when someone literally is living with in a delusional state? I was diagnosed with…

I don’t feel like it is an excuse but just from reading what this guy wrote it is pretty clear that he was not in his right mind. I mean he hung himself wearing a space suit. I think it is different when it is violent act+white= he must be insane vs any person who is clearly insane+ violent=really unfortunate…

Clearly you’ve never worn out a pair of leggings. I happen to love them as pants pjs whatever. There comes a day in the life of every pair of leggings where I put them on and go out into the sun or I bend over to get something and my boyfriend says, “Op those are home only leggings now babe, I can see your ass right…

My only support of the no leggings thing is that sometimes leggings are or become essentially see through. And perhaps teachers don’t want to have to be like hey....uh your hot pink thong is glowing through your pants I need you to address that....? Because now we are arguing the opacity of leggings... Even…

Why is there only a single solitary goat in Alaska?

I Lol’d at Ursine poon and I am still laughing.

True so make it VERY public hell send an email straight to the wives mother/father/brother/priest EVERYONE!

Ok someone please get a hold of Hotchner... Wheels up in 20... Seriously though how are they just now like hmmm this might be related... I may watch way too much criminal minds though, typical rural area mistake.

omg... I would have to resist physical violence. I don’t think I could take the high road. If I were drinking I could absolutely see myself throwing a drink in some asshole’s face and then screaming some feminist bullet points and then crying in a rage. Good luck to you. I really want to hear how this goes.