Important things to know, “Do you use recreational IV drugs? And or use dirty needles” “Do you use condoms?” “Do you currently have any STI’s or STD’s or other contagious diseases?”

UGhh I have to agree here. There are a lot of reason I wouldn’t want an open bar. #1 it is crazy expensive #2 people get too rowdy. I think a good compromise is beer, wine and maybe a cute signature cocktail. Then again both me and my s/o don’t have much tolerance for belligerence. We enjoy drinking but don’t have the…

uggghhh This is so tough, I do hate mother’s day card shopping because they all go on about what a great role model moms are or their unconditional love and I am just like lolz no. So I have to find carefully worded cards. See my mom is either a drunken nightmare or June Cleaver she doesn’t have a lot of in between.…

I briefly was fooling around with a dud who worked at ihop and looked shockingly like Taylor Hanson (Yes this is considered a win to teenage me) who also was very musically inclined and painfully religious. Anyway we were fooling around doing some PG13 stuff when I get one hell of a nose bleed. like I am trying to…

Once when I was a kid my mom was baking cookies (a total rarity in our household) and the timer goes off, my brother and I (he about 15 me around 8) and she opens the oven door and grabs the pan WITH HER BARE HANDS drops it and goes “SON OF A BITCH THAT’S HOT! *grabs at pan again and drops* OUCH! *grabs pan again*…

I fucking could not stop cussing to save my life #1 I love that shit. #2 I never have period supplies, switched to one diva cup that lives in my purseif it’s not in my natural lady purse that is. Problem solved. I can’t sit up straight. I can’t eat “pretty” in general I am great at clothing, shoes, make up and hair…

Let’s say it was illegal to just take it, what’s stopping you from swallowing that rock and having it cut yourself? Who would know?

I feel like this article was written specifically for me. This is beautiful. Can we make this a youtube playlist please? How do we do that? "I've got to make sure that Youtube comes down to tape this."- Michael Scott... but for real someone do this and link it. idk how

This are wonderful. And not even all that embarrassing because he is killing it. Now I am imagining grown up Gosling doing these dances in his kitchen of a Saturday morning. I like to think he does. I know I do on occasion. I also LOVE Emma Stone she is my hero.

Nailed it! haha I think blue is a pretty common book cover color at least it was in the early 2000's there was a cover for The Perks of Being a Wallflower, The Lovely Bones, Something Blue (given), A Million Little Pieces, The Glass Castle.... lots of blue books just off the top of my head. lol

My favorite thing from working at Border's was common conversations like:

Dido! It is a double win for me because I happen to find fuller figures to be gorgeous anyhow. Plus as strange as it may sound to some I feel sexier when I'm a bit "thicker." I think some of it comes from growing up, my favorite women I knew were ample bodied, strong, hilarious, and cooked like no one's business. To…

HEY! She may be a bit naive, but often very bright people, who are also lonely and trusting will put up with a lot of shit for "love." She's a little bit older, had two failed relationships, and given societies ideas of what is beautiful probably didn't have great self esteem. May have inherited a lot of money and…

*Cue Popcorn eating GIFS* Uhhh spoiler alert, he's real and he is scamming you. And possibly he loves you but his back story is a total lie. I wish I was a terrible person who could scam someone for a million bucks. But alas I have a conscience.

That is exactly what we did for my cousin's bachlorette party it was awesome. We also made matching T-Shirts and met Maury Povich it was a blast. Even though people are haters on our Maury photo it was great. Here is proof: https://www.facebook.com/mauryshow/phot…

Female wallabies (I know the Bennett's species can not sure about ALL wallabies or kangaroos) Can actually suspend pregnancies in cases of stress or lack of resources for several months with no harm to the fetus. Basically just pushing pause on their pregnancy which I think is awesome and I wish humans could do that.

THANK YOU! I loved my fitbit! RIP my dog chewed it into a useless wad. But it seriously made me realize how little I do in a day. And made it more motivating for me to do simple things like park at the back of the lot or take the stairs and that ads up when you sit at a desk all day.

Maybe it was all in my head but I know for me the fitbit was super helpful. I lost 40lbs using one. Mostly because it was a reminder to get off my ass but also because it treated activities and healthy eating like a game. And I am someone way too lazy to log whatever activities I do into my smart phone when something…

I LOVED Drive. Definitely a wtf did I just watch movie but I loved it! Please do yourself a favor and see fracture. One of my favorites.

If it's any consolation I am 90% sure I lost a local Sweet Six (girls beauty pageant dumb thing my mother and grandmother made me do for six year olds in my hometown) soley because of my love of Designing Women and all things lifetime. When the judge asked my favorite television show (expecting Rugrats or something…