There's plenty of "Everybody Loves Raymond" on Netflix.  That should keep you pretty mollified with vaguely pleasant mediocrity.

Huzzah!  Speak, Middle-English!

Dr. Super Mario Brother.

Sometimes we had to wait 3, 4 hours for something to happen!

Shut up, Iris.  Shut up I tell ya.

You pick up you Razzie first, then you can have your Oscar.

I'm Cherokee Jack.

El Kabong will killeth!

Now I am angry this isn't on here, thanks a lot.  I could have gone the whole day blissfully unaware.