LOCK HIM UP! LOCK HIM UP!

So that’s two closets?

Truly there are no heroes left.

That ruined it for me. Fuck this guy.

In all honestly..I am just sort of thrilled to see someone thrilled. It’s nice so see joy that isn’t tinged with smug cruelty.

I know, I like them too. But I’m lousy at remember the price of shit from the store. I’d see Philadelphia Cream Cheese and go, “Uh...$5?”

This is an accurate list

... Grocery Game has a soft spot in my heart though.

JujyMonkey is a true g.

Baby doesn’t even need to be “a dancer” but she has to be someone who has rhythm and charisma. I’m imagining someone like Julianne Hough in this role and that would’ve been all wrong. But someone who can move and appear to get better as the movie goes on... now that would sell it.

Also, I am NOT trying to body shame…

This is my same argument for all the live tv musicals they’ve been doing. You have ALLLLL of broadway to choose from. You can’t argue that you chose Breslin for her big name draw, because...no, so what’s the excuse for choosing her. If tv insists on doing live musicals or remaking shit like this, get actual…

Agreed. Never understood the hype. (I was just going to sit here and think it, but your courage inspired me to join you against the inevitable comment backlash!)

Thanks for being the brave soul that spoke up first. You are the light.

This card-carrying Gay™ agrees. Although I might be a hater since I’m 43, and had to chaperone my younger sister and her friends when they went to see it in the theaters back in ye olde 80s. Then I got to enjoy repeated showings of it on HBO and VHS. Please, put me in that corner, facing the wall.

Hot Taek: The original Dirty Dancing was garbage too.

He is literally everything the GOP claims to hate.

Oops, he read that memo wrong. He’s supposed to grab a woman by her pussy, not body slam a man. Totally messed up. He might lose now!

It’s a totally unreasonable assertion. There’s no evidence that Seth Rich leaked anything. Zip. Zero. Zilch. In fact, we know that the Russians hacked the DNC (and likely the RNC as well), and the leaked documents show signs that they passed through Russia.

Except the police have debunked the fox myth 6 days before they issued the retraction. The police believe it may have been during a robbery. Remember when you hear hoofbeats think horses not zebras. Let the police follow the evidence. All this does is provoke attention seekers to flood phone lines, wasting valuable…

The Russians hacked the DNC and gave the documents to Wikileaks through an intermediary. If Rich was involved then he was working for Russian Intelligence.

Shit, I could have told you her name was Tiffany just by watching the video. That’s a goddamn Tiffany if I ever saw one.