This is pure speculation, but I suspect it’s already garbage in there...

He can ask Mitch McConnell.

Lizzy Bennet already fucked in Eligible, the wonderful Curtis Sittenfeld take on Pride and Prejudice. (I was initially wary, because when writers “modernize” Austen it’s usually a travesty — but this book completely won me over.)

I was already about to star your post, but then I got to the part about pockets and my approval bloomed a thousandfold ;-)

Tab was my mom’s drink as well (she was one of those “college-educated, middle-class women who watched their weight”), and we always had it in the fridge in the 70s and 80s.

Or that he was just referring to the jacket Darren was wearing in that GIF?

Unfortunately, there seems to be zero accountability when it comes to some of our elected famous people these days...

He could have Russian prostitutes pee on him in every room of the White House...

OMG, you are me! (I too am disabled, and I too used to work for a hospice agency.)

Are you me? I’ve been clenching my jaw daily for the last 2 years, and in the same time period began having sporadic episodes of chest pressure that have sent me to the ER multiple times.

Understandable, given their similarities! I watched ‘em both but liked Parenthood more.

Or his all-consuming narcissism. Cats are by definition the center of the universe. ;-)

Peter and Lauren co-starred as siblings on Parenthood, but I get your larger point! (The married co-stars on Brothers & Sisters were Dave Annable and Odette Yustman, during her recurring role.)

During the conception of his children, probably...

Much like, say, millions of adult voters...

Yes, and “freedom of speech” doesn’t mean “freedom from any and all consequences of that speech.” Warner Bros. can express whatever they want to express in a film, but that in no way exempts the company from possible backlash.

As am I! And I once had a dream in which I met Brad and Angie at The Griddle for breakfast and informed them I was Zahara’s biological mother. (Which would pretty much fly in the face of genetics, but dreams are weird.)

You forgot to mention the part that made me roll my eyes the hardest — the dust jacket.

Well, yeah. How can you possibly choose when there’s such an embarrassment of riches?

I tend to like Carrey better in dramatic roles, or at least roles with a bit more heft to them. (Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, The Truman Show, Man on the Moon.) But I agree that his physical comedy skills are tremendous.