I’m not sure Trump has ever entertained the thought that the Holocaust was bad...

Biden also wins by not being a disgrace to the human species.

Or The Human Centipede.

I was thinking more along the lines of a cranky nun wielding a ruler.

Is your buddy by any chance in the market for a mail-order bride? ;-)

McDreamy, even ;-)

This wasn’t her own choice (obviously), but I still laugh when I think of Michele Bachmann appearing on Jimmy Fallon’s show in November 2011. As she walked on stage, the band played a snippet of the 1985 Fishbone song “Lyin’ Ass Bitch.”

And by “cartoons” he means “FOX News talking heads.”

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Unfortunately no — I did live in Seattle for several years, but I’m sweltering down in SoCal these days.

I’ve been house/petsitting for the last 25 years. Moving into the client’s home for the duration is, in my experience, the absolute best thing for the cats (and for me). I mirror their normal routine as closely as possible, and even the most standoffish kitties come to love me in record time :)

My parents knew a woman who breastfed her son until he was eight years old. I’ve often wondered just how many years of therapy he needed later.

Or the tip of the... never mind.

Yes, having 3 different co-parenting situations must be quite the challenge.

Point taken as well!

Still pales in comparison to Clint Eastwood (at least 8 kids from 6 different women), Kevin Costner (7 kids from 3 different women), or Hugh Grant (5 kids with 2 overlapping women)!

I was able to attend the Hollywood premiere of 1917 last year, at which Sam Mendes and other people from the cast and crew spoke. It was great, but the whole time Sam was speaking, I just kept thinking “That guy has had sex with Kate Winslet.”

Thank you for all of the above! I read a whole bunch of books on the Peterson case (might have been, well whaddya know, 6-8 :), and even the ones arguing against Scott’s guilt managed to reinforce my absolute conviction that he did it. The books written by Laci’s mom, Scott’s half-sister, and Amber Frey were…

That was my assumption as well, but then I saw an article saying he’d suffered a fall and died of a brain bleed. So now I am no longer 100% sure it was COVID.

Yeah, the instantaneous witty rejoinder is a rare and beautiful thing! I still think with pleasure of one of the few times I managed one: