Jesus is great at parties, able to turn a gram of cocaine into a kilo on demand!

“Hey, what about me?!?!”

They’ve all got heads like holes.

Germany, 1932.

I tried pointing that out to my rabid evangelical family members. It didn’t go over well. 

My dad and uncle trade guns back and forth all the time. Usually rifles but sometimes handguns. There’s nothing illegal or untoward about it.

This is a bit of a stretch.

I LOVE HEIRESS TITTIES!

I found him! He was hiding in the couch cushions all along!

I am intrigued by your ideas and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

Anyone who denies obviously racist speech and behavior would find his time better spent on 4chan.

Cram this up your troll hole and fuck the fuck off.

Dude is brilliant in Barry but he should really be setting his sights higher.

Epstein is R. Kelly with richer friends.

This is less about the article and more about the screen cap.

Power > Ethics > Morals

I think of it as the most pathetic sort of performance art. He makes mimes seem like Mozart.

Are you sure about that? It may be worth a think.