My internal/eternal 13-year-old is deeply conflicted by this news about Kathy Ireland.

Yes and yes and no.

There were two routes they could have taken.

It is a chromosomal abnormality that vexes her.

I used to get up early so I could beat it before school every day.

Do you ever get tired of jerking off into the ether?

Everyone in LA is surrounded by assholes.

I was lent the book by a microbiologist friend.

When the Labor Department is forced to relent and let these visitors do this work it is of course all legal. But it makes one wonder about the illegal alien fuss. Are great numbers of our unemployed really victims of the illegal alien invasion or are those illegal tourists actually doing work our own people won’t…

It is a time of strange bedfellows.

I’m calmer than you are

Yours truly,

As long as a personality that is half Blackbeard and half Liberace accompanies that vest, I’m down.

NO FATTIES

CC: Rep. Pelosi (D)

Don Knotts never fails to make me smile. 

Life begins at consciousness. There’s no consensus on this, obviously, but from what I’ve read I think it’s about 4-6 months. That’s after birth, not gestation.

I’ve been robbed all over the country and I can tell you nobody does it better than Oakland.

“At least I’m smarter than him.”

Just thinking of the Enterprise theme song makes me quiver with rage.