Pride in ignorance is so America.

Autocorrect, like GPS, is a useful tool, but it’s making us worse at the thing it’s supposed to make better.

tenant

Like the man said, she’s extremely humble.

The Democrats failed the unions and the unions failed the Democrats.

As a Reds fan I’m desperately jealous of the Twins broadcast team.

Math + Joy = Yay

A joyless automaton needs no friends.

Amen.

There has never been someone who handled the ball as much as Ben Simmons does who has only been effective within 15 feet.

He is unique, and already a great player depending on how you look at him.

The Green Album has all the substance of a fart in the wind.

Twerp.

You will never get through to them. 

Don’t try that shit in North Haverbrook.

I don’t even know who to punch anymore!

We’re fighting against a bunch of warmongering sociopaths wanting to go to war with Iran for Saudi Arabia.

“Pussy.”

And not a regular Jag, a superior Kurt Cobain sig model.

Aside from his spectacularly bad taste in music, I love this kid. Wish my folks had been able to give me that kind of support.