I demand a higher standard from my most beloved artists. Meh=Butt.

Come on, now. We all know Jesus didn’t get into the rap game until 30.

The 2020 dem nominee: an actual empty chair.

I probably owe it to them to give some of the more recent stuff a listen, but with Crimson and Agony & Irony I saw a distinct buttward trajectory and gave up on them. Once you’ve gone butt, you can never really come back.

And though Glover’s too old to play a guy who wears tight black tees

Nurse, get me 1,500,000 cc’s of Attack of the Killer Tomatoes, stat. 

Splat yourself.

While I have no experience with surveillance vans, that’s the same motor as in the first car I ever drove, my older stepsister’s ‘73(ish) Plymouth Fury.

The only way Biden wins is by transforming from creepy uncle to creepy-but-it’s-ok-he’s-old grandpa.

He was once a relatively respectable weirdo. Then the last 20 years happened.

1. 

1. A bully from childhood was a Yankees fan.

New Found Glory is, has always been, and will always be, butt.

I don’t normally tend to call for bloodletting but I really do want to see this woman’s head depart from her body.

Not the same episode as the one I’m thinking of but also truly classic.

Not as much as Jon Hamm!

That moment is the single funniest thing I’ve ever seen on a tv screen. 

Modern libertarians are just republicans with weed. Possibly also kiddie porn.