Buying politicians is expensive, especially when they lose.

They should be able to block IP’s. That would be enough to get rid of most irritants. 

I don’t think Tomato is even a Trump humper. They’re just a turd who delights in irritating everyone in their vicinity.

Not quite. Bruce Campbell’s chin is Old Spice, the person.

Then I should be sainted and knighted.

The purge failed.

The shtick is pretty clear... pretend to be reasonable while trolling.

quod non est

Every chess move must have an equivalent sex move and weed strain.

WHOSE TAINT YOU CALLIN SOFT?!!

I can finally empathize with them.

We are already in a post-scarcity world. There is more than enough of everything for every living human being to experience a “middle class” lifestyle.

...where the only thing scare is foresight.

Sure thing, Gramps. I will instruct Adam Silver to stay off your lawn from now on.

No.

“Seconded!”

I hate to break it to you but the current Warriors would kick the shit out of the 90's Bulls, who would have absolutely no idea how to defend them.

It is a slap in the face to the centrist fiddle bigots.

Frosty the Snowman as he would look in Silent Hill.

Finally we’ll get an answer to that age-old question: How many rats can a rat fucker fuck if a rat fucker can fuck rats?